DEPARTMENT OF USELESS STATISTICS Both split-term US Presidents were obese.
Bob Crespo
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I'm the Bob Crespoest Bob Crespo around, singer, songwriter and international art thief at bobcrespo.com, Brooklyn lifer, FDR Democrat, baseball fan, Fedora wearer, scourge of fascists. No MAGAs need apply. And I'm just fine thanks, so no unnecessary DMS.
The Password is . . . “warpaint.” Reflecting pool coating. Warpaint . . .
MORNING ART FIX: "Saber dance. Dancing girls." (2022) by Natalia Veyner Original Watercolor on paper more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/natal... www.artfinder.com/product/sabe...
Saber dance. Dancing girls. (2022) Watercolour by Natalia Veyner
Painting size: 75.5 x 56.5 centimeters (29.5 x 22 inches). This painting is about the plasticity of modern dance. Female images in the beauty of movement. * I will send you the painting in a roll, in...
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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 8/5/26 – OYSTERS DAY! •Suggested Activities: Visiting the local Raw Bar ASAP. www.bobcrespo.com/2026/08/toda...
TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 8/5/26 - OYSTERS DAY!
Bivalve Mollusks Rockefeller just doesn't have a ring to it, nor does Briny Plankton Feeders sound like a big hit at the Raw Bar, but that's what we're celebrating on NATIONAL OYSTERS DAY! Ah, oyst...
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Brooklyn Seven, still furious 98 OF EVERY HUNDRED (WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON) "They took the land and took the money Now they want your milk and honey I guess I’m asking..." ©R. R. Crespo(BMI) Produced by Dave Forman Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman & Bobby Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/9...
98 Of Every 100
98 out of every 100 is a song for today. With today's political fragmentation, racial and social unrest, and a corrupt economic system that favors the rich over the poor, the time of reckoning is near
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Today’s UGallery Artist: David Qiyi Liu "Pray" (2024) oil painting on stretched canvas more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/david-... www.ugallery.com/products/oil...
Pray by David Qiyi Liu - oil painting | UGallery
Available exclusively on UGallery, Pray by David Qiyi Liu. All art is original, arrives ready-to-hang, and comes with Free Shipping & Free Returns.
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The Password is . . . “eel.” That’s a moray. Eel . . .
MORNING ART FIX: "Moon Light" by Zoe Elizabeth Norman Original Oil Painting on canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/zoeel... www.artfinder.com/product/tree...
Moon Light Oil painting by Zoe Elizabeth Norman
Contemporary Impressionism. An evening walk inspired this painting. Everything was quiet and the moon extra large and bright. I noticed how it gleamed and shimmered through the branches of this old o...
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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 8/4/26 – HOUND DOG DAY! •Suggested Activities: Hats off to the hips that shook the world. www.bobcrespo.com/2026/08/toda...
TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 8/4/26 - HOUND DOG DAY!
This is a song that changed history. Written by a pair of 19 year-old city boys named Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller, it had been Big Mama Thornton's biggest hit, spending 14 weeks on the R&B charts in...
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Brooklyn Seven with gypsy music WOMAN, WOMAN "Woman Woman Take me to your heart I’m so crazy in love with you and I have been from the start..."© R. R. Crespo (BMI) Produced by Dave Forman Brooklyn Seven is Bob Crespo, Dave Forman & Bobby Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/w...
Woman, Woman
Listen to Woman, Woman by Bob Crespo #np on #SoundCloud
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Today’s UGallery Artist: Dwight Smith "Indulgent Coastline" (2025 watercolor painting on paper more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/dwight... www.ugallery.com/products/wat...
Indulgent Coastline by Dwight Smith - watercolor painting | UGallery
Available exclusively on UGallery, Indulgent Coastline by Dwight Smith. All art is original, arrives ready-to-hang, and comes with Free Shipping & Free Returns.
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The Password is . . . “trafficking.“ Crossing guard. “Trafficking . . .
Today’s UGallery Artist: "October in New York City: Gapstow Bridge" (2022) by Yulia Nikonova Original Oil Painting on canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/yulia... www.artfinder.com/product/octo...
October in New York City: Gapstow Bridge (2022) Oil painting by Yulia Nikonova
October in New York City: Gapstow Bridge - an original oil painting on canvas by Yulia Nikonova. Landscape painting with the bridge in the Central Park of NYC and autumn trees around. A beautiful c.....
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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 8/3/26 – UNDERWEAR DAY! •Suggested Activities: Adjustments www.bobcrespo.com/2026/08/toda...
TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 8/3/26 - UNDERWEAR DAY!
Boxers or briefs? Panties or bloomers? T-Shirts or tank tops? Slips or camisoles? These are the choices we make every day without a thought, but today we choose them with a thought, since it's NATION...
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A love song from The Dave Sessions LET ME IN "I will swear by the ocean By the raging sea Mighty and endless My love will be I will stand like a mountain Like a wall of stone I will always protect you Never leave you alone..." ©R.R.Crespo(BMI) Produced by Dave Forman soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/l...
Let Me In
Listen to Let Me In by Bob Crespo #np on #SoundCloud
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The Password is . . . “blueprints.” Smurf tracks. Blueprints . . .
MORNING ART FIX: "Still life:apples on the trees t191" (2025) by Kunlong Wang Original Oil Painting on canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/kunlo... www.artfinder.com/product/stil...
Still life:apples on the trees t191 (2025) Oil painting by Kunlong Wang
Experience the vibrant essence of nature captured in this original oil painting on canvas. The artist masterfully renders a contemporary still life, focusing on the simple beauty of apples on the tre...
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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 8/2/26 – U.S. CENSUS DAY! •Suggested Activities: Investing in baby food and toys. www.bobcrespo.com/2026/08/toda...
TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 8/2/26 - U.S. CENSUS DAY!
4,636, 838. That's how many people were in the 13 states of the brand new country called the United States of America on this date in 1790, NATIONAL U.S. CENSUS DAY! Almost 700,000 Americans were sl...
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Brooklyn Seven knows you want to Tango! DO YOU REMEMBER PARIS "We danced Like there was no tomorrow We sang The songs of yesterday We spoke No more of pain or sorrow We laughed And went our separate ways..." ©R.R.Crespo(BMI) Produced by Roberto Guisseppe Antonio Polito soundcloud.com/bob-crespo/d...
Do You Remember Paris
Listen to Do You Remember Paris by Bob Crespo #np on #SoundCloud
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Next time you run across a fire-breathing MAGAt online, you just might be talking to an earnest Asian just trying to earn a living.
Today’s UGallery Artist: Vic Roschkov "Highway 3 Legend" (2026) watercolor painting on paper more by this artist: www.ugallery.com/pages/vic-ro... www.ugallery.com/products/wat...
Highway 3 Legend by Vic Roschkov - watercolor painting | UGallery
Available exclusively on UGallery, Highway 3 Legend by Vic Roschkov. All art is original, arrives ready-to-hang, and comes with Free Shipping & Free Returns.
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TATE BROTHERS JAIL COMPLAINTS •Orange is NOT the new black Capri pants •the Manosphere hits differently here •Barron can't visit
The Password is . . . “doughnut.” Miser. Doughnut . . .
MORNING ART FIX: "Aranyba érkezve" (2025) by Szilvia Németh Original Oil Painting on canvas more by this artist: www.artfinder.com/artist/szilv... www.artfinder.com/product/aran...
Aranyba érkezve (2025) Oil painting by Szilvia Németh
This painting explores the interplay of light and reflection through a contemporary realistic approach. The contrast between the golden surfaces and the cool blue background emphasizes depth and mater...
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TODAY’S NATIONAL DAY, 8/1/26 – INTERNATIONAL BOBCRESPO.COM DAY! •Suggested Activities: Click on bobcrespo.com early and often so I can pile up site hits and earn some dough for a change, this starving artist shit gets old. Nag others to do the same. www.bobcrespo.com/2026/08/toda...
TODAY'S NATIONAL DAY, 8/1/26 - INTERNATIONAL BOBCRESPO.COM DAY!
Okay, so technically it's International World Wide Web Day, way too generic a holiday for a means of communication with untold millions of sources, so we settle for one destination today, the Second B...
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With a war raging, prices skyrocketing and charges of child rape flying, Republican Senators finally acted! Against Dr Fauci.
Still waiting for all the "America First" douchebags to put actual Americans first.