Uncle Abe

@uncleabe.bsky.social

Idiot. Pill Splitter /// Negative Self Image /// Skólp /// Revered and Reviled Above All Others /// Apparition Gauntlet

I was just at BevMo and overheard some ladies looking for wine ask where the port was. The clerk responded “it’s on the right” and without thinking, I said out loud “NO, PORT IS LEFT, STARBOARD IS RIGHT”

13 beat Elden Ring again on the +1 setting. At one point he was riding his spectral steed on the rope railing of a bridge and I said “easy there Pony Hawk” and now that’s what he calls the steed.

The benefit of carrying cat food in my truck all the time is that when I saw the three little guys in the bushes at my chiropractor’s office this morning, I was able to give them a little snack.