i dunno how much would change if LLMs disappeared tomorrow unless AI techbros disappeared along with them ...which they'll try since that's what scammers do once their latest scam is over. they like to disappear into their swamps and pretend they were never involved besides, LLMs aren't AI because

Artificial Intelligence Doesn’t Exist, Actually

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Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 19h ago

I have one answer.

once again, i am compelled to remind normal folk that if you get to claim November, December, and January as your holiday season, then us freaks get to claim August, September, and October as our spooky season JUST AS THE ANCIENTS FORETOLD

just ordered a t-shirt, coffee mug, and socks 🦫🐿️ buc-off.com

Buc-ee's #lastweektonight

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kinda weird how people who think yellow paint ruins games never seem to have any problems with climbable wall textures

way too many Patrick Batemans think they're Miranda Priestlys, and none of them understand the point of either movie

welcome to day 1,337 of LLMs being a scam

AI companies are anonymously buying and destroying millions of books through middleman services to avoid headlines about AI companies buying and destroying millions of books

Booksellers say they're facing a sudden surge of orders for seemingly random rare books—and fear they might be profiting from their destruction.

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what if your computer could only copy 90% of your files correctly, corrupting or losing one out of every ten what if the brakes on your car only worked most of the time what if your keyboard ignored every tenth keystroke and replaced what you typed with a random character chatbots are fine though

Remember Epic's original Unreal game? Some mad man going by the handle Green Screen remade it in CGA. 😵 How? By turning it into a Myst-like adventure. Get it at unrealcga.com. (It's also now listed on DOSGames.com but it's almost 800mb + you need the original Unreal ...) #dosgames #dosgaming

just realized i dated something "2027-07-27" today because that many sevens broke me

you know those bright orange tips at the ends of toy gun barrels that have been legally required since 1992? like those, but for "smart" glasses force manufacturers to make them garish and hideously recognizable so we can identify and avoid the pervs related: is there an official color for pervs?

what people genuinely seem to believe about LLM chatbots is really just mass hysteria at this point

i wish i wanted to play games as much as i want to want to play games

pretty sure there are only three generations now: boomers people raised by boomers people raised by people raised by boomers

too much content, too many products, not enough art stop monetizing everything, stop building your personal brand, stop performing for unseen observers, stop chasing clout create anonymously, experiment, make art, and share it quietly and remember: the only person who can judge art is its artist

trying to bring back the red scare during late-stage capitalism under an increasingly technofeudal, theocratic oligarchy sure is a bold strategy, cotton. let's see if it pays off

remember when there was an energy crisis? good thing we solved that before we started building power-hungry data centers for genAI also, whenever i read the term genAI, i hear Forrest Gump saying Jenny, and now you will too you're welcome

Forrest Gump Shouts Jennay

Alt: Forrest Gump Shouts Jennay

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why hasn't anyone made a boomer shooter called Boomer Shooter where you shoot boomers? but not with guns instead, the weapons are all like avocado toast shurikens, rent checks with sharp edges you can fling for vicious paper cuts, a television remote with over five buttons, maybe a PDF launcher...

remaster Scout Search, you cowards

my brain, every time i run a batch file after finishing What We Do in the Shadows

Laszlo's Bat Transformation

Alt: Laszlo's Bat Transformation

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it's weird that nobody talks about how one of the big reasons behind the political push toward societal regression is simply that boomers are still in power the price of continuing to elect antidiluvian representatives is that they will never stop trying to return to a time that only benefited them

one of the ways you can tell we live inside a broken reality is the fact that Willem Dafoe and Viggo Mortensen have somehow never been in a movie together

every city and town in america always reacts the same to crime: more police, more patrols, more surveillance, more restrictions and it never works because crime only goes up when opportunities go down, but they only care about tax breaks for the wealthy, who prefer eliminating jobs to creating them

the most fictional part of science fiction is how all the technology just works and isn't constantly glitching and breaking or receiving forced updates that cause endless calamities across the galaxy and nothing ever suddenly stops working because a web service crapped out on Proxima-9 or wherever

Deus Ex: Invisible War was doing the whole AI psychosis thing before it was cool

NG Resonance fan

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i dunno, i kinda feel like maybe we should normalize not trying to monetize all of our hobbies, interests, and passions and just see where it goes

chatbots are the final form of charismatic cult leaders

What We Do in the Shadows would make a great '90s-era LucasArts point-and-click adventure game because What We Do in the Shadows *is* a great '90s-era LucasArts point-and-click adventure game someone should make it into a '90s-era LucasArts point-and-click adventure game with cheap sex potions

Nandor's 'Free Hat' Moment

Alt: Lazlo's witch hat

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chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI chatbots are not AI

I Feel Like I'M Taking Crazy Pills! - Will Ferrell In Zoolander

Alt: I Feel Like I'M Taking Crazy Pills! - Will Ferrell In Zoolander

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i love how everything is somehow more expensive yet worth less now we truly live in wondrous times