If you had to play a game against death which would you choose: a round of mini golf, 20 questions, or one hour of poker?
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All roads in my mind take me back to that time and I can't forget that won't forget that can't forget that quote "Garlic, wine, women, smoke, and beans" He/him
A lot of people are hating this, but let me tell you, the crazy shit I would put in my house if I didn't have people making messes and moving everything. I would also need a bunch of money, but I'd be living in a resident evil house, which matches the vibes that fridge gives me
Scissors@scissors.myatproto.social · 2w agoa bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai
People dream about horses a lot less than they used to
I had a great time at artprize opening weekend 😊 the dumpling festival was delicious but I overate 😂 the free opera concert was kinda boring, but I still enjoyed it even tho it's not my bag. The singers were super impressive and talent is sexy, I just wish the songs were faster!
I remember seeing a summer Bible school named "be a soldier for christ" and thinking 'never let anyone know your family is atheist'
Jared Yates Sexton@jysexton.bsky.social · 4w agoThere are already articles circulating trying to rewrite history and say America was great after 9/11 and united and thoughtful and just a reminder that that period was marked by intense and insanely racist hatred, paranoia, and a frothing desire for unhinged violence and oppression.
It's not often that my problem is too much follow through, but I think that's what's giving me these bruises on my fingertips 😂
I'm excited to have an energy drink after my three day caffeine break 😂
I spent a summer testing the strength of bed's legs
SarahJSloat@sjane.bsky.social · last mo.Happy labor day (USA). What's one of the oddest paid job you've had? Mine was probably as a reader for a medical professor at Rutgers, whose eyes were failing. I read him many academic texts, as well as Samuel Butler's "The Way of All Flesh."
I'm enjoying one hundred years of solitude, and it's giving me a lot of inspiration for my Halloween mustache
I saw a big ass snake! A swimming type snake. I thought it was a turtle at first because I just saw the head then I thought, "you're lucky the eagles I came to see aren't here right now"
They should make a pokemon game where all the wild pokemon are third evolutions and then they get two more new ones and then they're never allowed to leave the region because it would fuck everything up
Now see if you can find the porcupine mountains in Michigan
Kris 🎃 HORRORchild@direkris.itch.io · 2mo agoIt's so cute when people on the east coast talk about mountains
A little late but here are pics from the art institute of Chicago
My job today was riveting, and I'm glad I didn't need a wood bottom bucket to do it
It's still hard to believe that we got new tariffs because he didn't like the way the wind was blowing
That's still one of my favorite weird historical facts, and here's better alt text for that second pic. I can't imagine living such a long life, especially in that time period. I wonder what events and which people will bridge our current time to the future.
Apple Blossom Dreams@undauntedzephyr.bsky.social · 3y agoEvery us president has been alive at the same time as former slaves
I'm in a bar in Michigan watching the world cup and RISKING MY LIFE(eating the pico de gallo)
Had some nice days at the beach, but I could go for a nice windy wavy one
I'm actually kinda getting excited for the fireworks tonight, they always remind me of my birthday and with drone shows becoming the new thing this might be the last big one I see
Lol it's 86 degrees outside and it felt so nice when I opened my window and felt the breeze blow into my hot room
I'm going to this same place today but it's not going to look the same
Apple Blossom Dreams@undauntedzephyr.bsky.social · 2y agoThe shore remembers when waves washed the sand clean
I'd say let's go all out for the 250th anniversary of the Constitution but who really thinks we'll have things turned around by then?
On a hot day like today I like to remember the times I was freezing cold.
Apple Blossom Dreams@undauntedzephyr.bsky.social · 2y agoThis was one of those weird days when the ground was muddy but the puddles were frozen.
"This bad thing is good if you imagine a version without the bad parts" describes American journalism so well
I'll be hitting the beach a lot this week I think