Wor$t Goon in America
@undeadmeat.bsky.social
My name is Meat. Adjunct Professor at Goon University Leon Kennedy Fan Club Senior Officer Semi-retired digital artist ᕙ{•̴͈ ˔̇ •̴͈}ᕗ
personal trainer Tusky is gonna give you a whole body workout 💦 and you better keep it up til he says you're done!
Remembering the good ol days when we’d get the occasional little artistic teaser for upcoming seasons of AHS. now Ryan Murphy is desperate fully giving up plot details and having behind the scene shoots where we see returning and new casts just so people watch
Payday tomorrow. Yall know what that meaaaaanssssss
Why was everyone and their mom drunk last night?? Ain’t yall got work today too?!
A scoop and a half of pre and I’m quite the little chatter box this morning but back and bi day going stupid let’s fkn gaurrr
I’ve skeeted the word “hole” 3 times before 9am I should log off
Video games are supposed to make you happy so why do they make me so dang horny !
Gay bluesky nude prompts be like “Show why you did file your 2018 tax tax return!” *shows hole*
I’m just gonna start talking about cock and balls and hole the way everyone else does I’m tired of the fomo
It’s pull day ykw what that means. Time to get a good pump all the better to pull my boyfriend’s schmeat with later
Britney Spears voice: I rly like vintage porn, I really do! My fave kind of vintage porn? Vintage porn is vintage porn—no just, just regular vintage porn *nods*
Speaking of, here are two more of my fave pages from my new magazine 🔥
It’s crazy how this song hasn’t aged a single day wow <3
noooo don’t kill yourself gayboy you haven’t even tried steroids yet
My 1950s men’s bodybuilding magazines arrived!!
Angrily calling someone a cocksucker feels sooooo good in the deepest recesses of one’s brain wrinkles
been working on learning the male body more and change my style a bit
Speaking of, here are two more of my fave pages from my new magazine 🔥
Wait should I start reskeeting hardcore gay porn? Make your voice heard by calling the number on the bottom of your screen, operators are standing by.
