_B, The first heretic
@underscore-b.bsky.social
I'm here to raid your freezer and post bad art, so you must be 18+! Frantic Bi Energy found here. Trans rights are human rights! Commissions/Collabs are perma-closed to the public. Certified Irishman 🇮🇪
Heyo everyone. Sorry for being largely unavailable and inactive- been dealing with mental health stuff and A LOT of overtime at work. Haven't had any real free time lately. Still here tho, and will hopefully get back in the saddle soon. I appreciate all the patience im being shown <3
Private beach meet up with Perseus can be interesting, especially for the twins here. There will be a follow-up of the big shork trying *both* girls on for size later! Finished commission for Bug and Juui with my shork, Perseus. Im slowly getting back into the swing of things. xvx
Still waiting for his turn on the pipe! Just needs the right one to grind... Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social
Danzig and Ninsun always find the most interesting pokemon to let off steam with, especially if they're willing to get stuck in with poison types. Literally, in this Lugias case~ Finished wing it for @bucawkke.bsky.social Funfact; nidoqueens are short as hell and I love them more for it.
No pants means I can do this all the time. Trust me, I'm a penguin.
Everyone is excited for deltarune while im just looking good forward to being Hestia's little cogchamp on my birthday.
I get so many 'happy father's day' from the gryohons ive collected over the years. And one owl. I dont have a catbird problem. They adopted me first
medieval knight YCH scene!! doing this in hopes of finally being able to take a break from work! FIRST COME FIRST SERVE, I'll be posting what slots are taken! Additional YCH piece 100 each!
Garrett getting into trouble again, shameless old bird. Horny at work doodle, phone art
Another sticker from furry coworker. Shame they're leaving soon, but im wishing them the best. Just means Ill be the only closeted weirdo here again :V
Learning how to 3d model has been weird. Like, id get these grand ideas to make massive battleships and other wae machines... know what I spent all that time on? Fat orca dick. I am a failure as an artist
Who do i need to cram an egg into just to play MediEvil on an emulator without it crashing on hilltop mausoleum every time it loads
Got to see the final act of The Amazing Digital Circus with a friend. Was not expecting to feel so much.
Squeech, my new chud son, is something else.
Some of the most fun ive had with Voices Of The Void is making a prison for the Mannies... ehile making daily shrimp offerings to the alien cat twins in the tree house.
I dont do well with scary games. I prefer to stream them so friends can giggle at how I cower at the smallest noises and make very poor decisions.
Roight. One mule down, so now the drunk birb wisdom can begin. Ask anything, get bird wisdom! (Wisom subject to change. Side effects may include paralysis, poison, confusion, petrification, and even frog. Batteries and squeaky toys not included.)
I always go to the same place and buy the same two things. It always rings up to 6.66. Ive been doing this long enough that the people who work there simply refer to me as "the dude." I take this as a matter of pride now.
Getting stuff to make mules tonight. Last change for drunk bird wisdom before I go AWOL from this place for a bit.
Newts new friend, big bull with a big tool. I dunno, just wanted to draw a big bull, and it has NOTHING to do with the fact i was listening to a band called Hot Beef Injection when the idea came up. Phone art.
How many cans does it take to get a derg dad to fuck you in public? None, but the incentive helps. The owl knows Amos' favorite. Colored bit cus why not. I hate coloring, but there's only one way to learn it. Imps belongs to her owner, Owlmotor
Todays favorite work related passtime: making aggressive eye contact with a homophobic coworker while eating a banana. Ill be serving cunt all day.
Gotta lean into my shortstack craving sometime.
Apologies for being slow on art again- work is kicking my nub in now that summer is rearing its head and ive been dealing with not being able to get my medication. Ill try and get onto things soon. Like those warmups; ive decided to use that last run as a list. Ill be picking more over time.