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trying to decide if I'd eat dog eggs, if they laid eggs

trying to figure out the minimum amount of money I would accept to eat only wet cat food for a month. at least $50

My lawyers have confirmed our AI agents that drop a piano on the person of your choosing are nice and legal

I believe it was Hemingway who said don't be afraid to use the word "thick" as much as you want because it's one of a dozen Power Words and you can unlock the other 11 if you subscribe to his Patreon

check out my sound cloud or as the settlers of 1665 called it "the moaning mist" whatever you want to call these groaning ethereal vapors that drive the enveloped utterly mad

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I finally learned the mathematics that's based on drawings of Yogi The Bear tugging at his disgusting bear penis

This marked the passing of an era, when people stopped drinking from the hose and began pouring that municipal water into advanced technologies.

Jerk off instructions: Hey get da fuck outta here ya jerk off!!

I took a walk and nature opened up to me. Beautiful weather. Plump, delicious berries on every bush. Now I am at home, surrounded by computers. My stomach hurts real bad.

my main claim to fame is I independently invented "hawk tuah"

fear is just piss leaving the body

I remember what food I have and where it is using what memory experts call a "mind kitchen"

idea for Boondock Saints 3: They're Italian Now

ChatGPT cracked the Bible Code and begins to prophesize at a geometric rate

Dr "Anthony" Fauci sealing me into my apartment in March 2020 where I remain to this day

this commercial makes me want to fuck a coke

oh you have an opinion about the odyssey? pronounce the letter ξ

anthropic is rumored to have trained their latest AI on the entire collection of 20,000,000 Mack Bolan novels

everyone on the team is as disappointed as you are Mr musk, but modern technology cannot make your head any larger

can't believe she called him butt buddy

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She knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off.

when I see something marvelous

I can't afford normal drugs so I'm giving myself AI psychosis with google search summaries

If you elect me to the presidency I pledge to not smile the entire time because I'll be taking things so seriously

A computer can never be held accountable therefore a computer would make a sick addition to my heist team

If I went back in time to take my grandfather's job it would probably ruin his life and I might never be born

War! HUAH! yeah What is it good for? awesome video games

how the hell is newsmax a major news outlet these days? to me it's the equivalent of Free Republic becoming a dominant social media site

I woke up after getting bonked in the head and now no one seems to remember the sirens and their catchy songs