Unfunny the Clown

@unfunnyfella.bsky.social

The Social Media page where I complain to no one... 18 | Musician | Clown | Canadian | 18+ account, Minors DNI

Pet play. But instead of one person acting like a dog and the other acting like an owner. One person acts like a wild grizzly bear and mauls their partner to death like a hiker in the wrong place at the wrong time.

“Time for bed!” I say as my health anxiety, allergy anxiety, and death anxiety kick into overdrive to make me think every little itch, ache, and pain is actually a sign that the grim reaper is approaching.

The movie “heretic” is fuckin’ stupid. I thought from all the clips on Instagram reels that it was gonna be this eldritch horror film. But it’s just another movie about a crazy old fuck who kidnaps people.

I have an anxious obsession with preserving my own life to the point where I’m slightly afraid to eat foods and take new medications because they might give me anaphylaxis… Dunno why. I’m just scared of them. It’s gone down a bit since I bought an EpiPen, but other than that, I’m just scared.

I just had a dream; It was a game where you could explore places, a platformer. When you get to a boss they transform into massive youkai monsters. And there was this room with no exit, you needed to sleep in sort of a room with pixel characters. The music was based on kirby with 4 types of sound.