Damn number 5 looks like it's been POUNDED OUT

Willie 🄱 Hardigan@williebh.bsky.social · 2w ago

What number best represents your hole? let’s see 🕳️ in the comments 👀

You know, I have been taking a break from this app. And then I open it in the middle of the night to see THIS. This is a nightmare!!!

BIG Tex! 🤠 #WAWG@kingofdskreets.blacksky.app · 4d ago

Is it just me or do a lot of the gays smell like douche water, smoke and musky armpits? Because I’m bout sick of it!

This man on Sniffies told me he wanted to r*pe me last night. I know him in real life too.

I danced last night!

Body kinda feeling tea, idk

I have officially graduated to a new level of adult. My phone bill and rent are both on autopay. To God be the glory!

hi from Ptown!!!!!

Hi!

I got my Mom's phone recently, and haven't been able to look through it just yet. Tonight, I looked in my Mom's call log. I was the very last person to speak to her on the phone.

Do not come round me thinking I’m bout to be submissive.

Am I the only one extra enough to stuff my thigh high boots with newspaper so they don’t slouch while they’re on display?

Whew, I love me a big man. 😍

I look back, and I am stunned that I was heartbroken over a man that lied about being on mf Survivor. The TV Show. That really hurt, and took a long time to heal from. I can laugh now, because like, what was the reason? Why would you lie to me about your daily life for 8 months straight?

I love being me!

Crocs in the gym…with no socks, at that. Tsk tsk tsk.

☆ ☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆ ☆

So. I quit one of my studios over inconsistent pay and lack of clarity regarding student conduct. Both students and parents have reached out, saying they are upset I am leaving, and will miss me. My boss called yesterday asking to talk through things &opening the door to return. What should I do?

I spent the last week cleaning out my Mom’s house and apartment. Unbeknownst to me before all of this, she had jewelry for me to inherit. I came home with a total of 430 pieces. I am in awe.

I stood in the room where my Mom took her last breath today.

In cleaning Moms house today, I found an oil portrait of her in her wedding dress form when she married my father in 1985. I had no idea it existed until today. I cried immediately.

Hi, good morning!

This week, I have been home cleaning out my Moms house. Unbeknownst to me beforehand, I am inheriting an extensive jewelry collection. I knew she had nice stuff, but I had no idea. Here are just a few things I am coming away with.

Hi!

Wow!!!b

Bee Quammie@beequammie.blacksky.app · last mo.

He turns on the lamp with a sheepish smile, then shows me he's wearing some big ole black silicone dick sheath. I wasn't a fan because 1) it didn’t feel good, and 2) I never even said I wanted to try a dick helmet. And that was that.

I am home in LA, cleaning my Mom’s house out. I have found that she has left an entire jewelry collection to me. I fell in love with an amethyst ring, a blue topaz ring, and a sapphire bracelet on the spot. Grief ain’t no joke, but there are blessings along the way.

Whew, one thing I cannot standddddd is temperature checking. And usually, it’s from people who have done me wrong, gauging to see if they still have access to me. Bye slave, I left you right where you had me fucked up at.

@aimzkritty.bsky.social miss you diva!

i hate when ppl use their mental health as a excuse to be a shitty person or a bad friend

Being young, Black, and Queer in 1st class while flying is so interesting. The whites barely hide their surprise and discomfort.

a favorite pastime of mine is reading new and horrendous reviews from previous employers. I cackle like Maleficent every time.