Craig Ballantyne

@universalcynic.bsky.social

Be more skeptical

youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby

a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love itthe pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards.  if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors.  i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.  stay tuned.

History's repeating in the UK. Fuck. Feels like things are escalating. The fascists are becoming organised and co-ordinated, it's only a matter of time before they become violent. They're still a small minority, thankfully, but that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous.

Oswald Mosley matching past British Union of Fascists blackshirtsFar-right thugs dressed in all-black lined up in Dover

Andy Williams was so kind and easy to have a conversation. Passionate about his different crafts and just so cool. Please keep his family and friends in your thoughts, prayers and every other source of good will and energy right now. All love, and rest well.

Bild