Just think of me as her big sister. Though we're the same person.
Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social Β· yesterdayMhm. Sheβs a coworker.
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Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social Β· yesterdayYou're familiar with my smaller self, yes?
Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social Β· yesterdayI have Never met you before.
Hmph. I'm gone for [ redacted ] amount of time and I'm already forgotten! [ sniffles, ] woe is me... !
Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social Β· yesterdayWell excuse me. I'm used to her asking for more sugar than you like.
I didn't come over because you made my coffee order incorrectly.
Captain Nemo@mobilisinmobili.bsky.social Β· yesterday[Out of Quartz.] da Vinci tried to make me roll for her older self.
I wish I could have seen this for myself. I should have gone.
You better bring back the rare materials the monsters drop. Or else don't come back at all!
It never occurred to me to plan a heist. Why did none of you immediately decide to plan a heist???
[ imagining The Vitruvian Man sprouting limbs and chasing people around. ] Have fun today~! Remember to make it an interesting report for me to read later β‘
If I don't, you could start getting bolder at any given time. What would I do if you began to get out of hand?
Ⱬ β β@cabizbajo.bsky.social Β· 4d agoHey now, you're awful quick to try an' correct a fella just 'cause he was a li'l lippy.
A bit hard to say, but I think The Vitruvia Man would turn into a pretty interesting creature.
Ritsuka Fujimaru@48thbackupplan.bsky.social Β· 4d agoSure will! What do you want me to bring in, Da Vinci? The Mona Lisa? Virgin of the Rocks? The Vitruvia Man?
So! Which one of you are going to do that for me? I'll need pictures and a detailed report by the end of the day, so your data collection skills can't be lacking.
So? You'll never know.
Don't forget to stock up on supplies beforehand. Wouldn't want any emergencies!
Did you say something else that I should be upset about? I ought to punish you.
Ⱬ β β@cabizbajo.bsky.social Β· 5d agoSo that's all you've got issue with? Listenin' an' learnin'.
/ I miss writing Sheba but unfortunately this would be my main bit. So here I am
Ahh, good business sense! See, there's nothing wrong with striking while the iron is hot!
Canary@sweetlilcanary.bsky.social Β· last wk.I'll never complain about such thing. I used to be like this. Before I closed up shop
[ they're so heavily discounted because they're the leftover maid bikinis from yesterday. ]
Flash special in the shop: Maid Outfits 50% off for the next 30 minutes! β¨
Wonderful! I'll add them to next month's inventory and begin prototyping.
Anja@nyoihoju.bsky.social Β· last wk.Absolutely, for the guys studying the blade.
Do you think if I started selling fleshlights that looked like sword sheathes they'd sell?
Anja@nyoihoju.bsky.social Β· last wk.[Writes it down under cocksleeve; cocksheath]
[ hand on chin, muttering to herself. ] Mm... I could try, but I don't think that'd be a very novel experience for him. He's difficult to catch off guard, after all.
I think they're using euphemisms, so I'd say fleshlight.
Anja@nyoihoju.bsky.social Β· last wk.A sheath like for swords or like just a fleshlight
Much to think about. π