Aaron Cohen
@unlikelywords.bsky.social
Dad and ice cream shop owner. Books, cats, baking, punk music, running. Carly Rae Jepsen appreciator. Kottke.org contributor. Boston, USA https://linktr.ee/gracies Check out my children's book The Salty Avocado https://bookshop.org/a/3552/9781793381798
Hey what if the plural of Pizza Hut was pissa hut instead of pizzas hut?
When I was in college I wrote a short story for a fiction workshop where Big Toilet Paper sent a hit squad to assassinate someone who had developed a revolutionary wipeless diet. The workshop was taught by a professor who had just won the pulitzer for fiction.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 24h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
Here are the flavors we have available today and probably tomorrow too.
Me when Katie Crutchfield sings "I hide out from telephone wires at Waxahatchee Creek" in Rose, 1956.
I really needed a video to post today to make sure you all come in for ice cream today despite the rain and luckily enough Actual Gracie was around and mad about having to help.
I always wanted an app that would let me load multiple shows and movies into a list and then the app would play them in some order and there’s no reason that order couldn’t be pegged to a specific time. There must be a reason this doesn’t make as much $ for the streamers but I don’t know what it is.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d agoIt’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
Occasionally a customer will take a little longer to convince, but the fluff cone with black raspberry chip really does have wide appeal.
Occasionally a customer will take a little longer to convince, but the fluff cone with black raspberry chip really does have wide appeal.
We deliver make your own sundae kits for office parties and sometimes you’re lucky enough to see me get heckled by my daughter and her friends while I’m doing it.
If you don’t care how they look and just want to make quick fast choco tacos at home this is how I make quick fast choco tacos in about 20 minutes.
If you don’t care how they look and just want to make quick fast choco tacos at home this is how I make quick fast choco tacos in about 20 minutes.
Not for nothin, but Russia doesn't need to hack me to post fake content. I post fake content all the time for free. For example, did you know sharks can smell blood in the water like a mile away, but not mice blood. Also light bulbs used to be made out of cocaine.
David Waldman@kagrox.bsky.social · 7d ago
My doctor will never forgive you for convincing millions of us to eat solid foods before our colonoscopies. kottke.org/24/03/004428...
“A pre-colonoscopy diet that includes solid foods is safe an...
“A pre-colonoscopy diet that includes solid foods is safe and effective, and there are abundant data to prove it…Those who were allowed to have solid food…were
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Not for nothin, but Russia doesn't need to hack me to post fake content. I post fake content all the time for free. For example, did you know sharks can smell blood in the water like a mile away, but not mice blood. Also light bulbs used to be made out of cocaine.
David Waldman@kagrox.bsky.social · 7d agoSometimes someone I follow reposts something into my feed so dumb, I mutter, "Come on, man, don't repost that. Don't you know better?"
Eton Mess ice cream is a new flavor we may or may not make again.
There's a cheese called St Angel I've only ever seen at Market Basket and only like every 3-4 weeks. It tastes a little bit like butter.
Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · last wk.People on Bluesky sigh and talk about The Discourse as if it were something required of them instead of something they opt to partake in, day in and day out. You really don't have to. Post about your favorite cheese
I personally think it was wrong for studio execs to change Peggy Ann McKay's gender when adapting Shel Silverstein's 'Sick' into Ferris Bueller.
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
This is notionally correct except for the masterpiece Rad (1986).
Tobias Wilson-Bates@phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · last wk.It is right and good for people to have divergent critical opinions and perspectives concerning art and media.
Dolly Parton did that rock star album where she covered a whole bunch of different rock songs and she is a goddess and can't do any wrong, but I do wish she had covered Kickstart My Heart on that album.
Marketing your small business and one of the most important ways you can set yourself apart from your competitors.
Like just imagine a baby blue bomber jacket with KHARG ISLAND embroidered on the break with maybe a sparkly burgundy thread? There’s a rattle snake coiled on the side, ready to the strike. Over the breast is like a rose crossed with a baguette inside of a garland of switch blades? Hard as fuck.
ngl Kharg Island is a pretty cool name for an island.
This one’s for the HVAC professionals and even the hobbyists.