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"60 SECONDS - Hegseth on Testosterone
"60 SECONDS - Hegseth on Testosterone
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"60 SECONDS" - The Blanche Hearing
"60 SECONDS" - The Blanche Hearing
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"60 SECONDS" - The McConnell Mitch Interview
"60 SECONDS" - The McConnell Mitch Interview
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Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later
Congress Solves Budget Crisis By Scheduling Much Bigger Budget Crisis For Later - Unsourced News
Congress announced it had solved America's budget crisis by postponing it until a date when it would be substantially more catastrophic.
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"60 SECONDS" - Crashing the World Cup
"60 SECONDS" - Crashing the World Cup
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"60 SECONDS" - More Reflecting Pool
"60 SECONDS" - More Reflecting Pool
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DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over
DNC Intern Who Forgot to Rig 2024 Election Mistakenly Thought It Would Blow Over - Unsourced News
WASHINGTON, DC — A former DNC intern reportedly spent months convincing himself that everyone had moved on from his embarrassing mistake of forgetting to rig the 2024 election, only to discover that P...
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"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Corruption
"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Corruption
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"60 SECONDS" - Mark Zuckerberg Gets Meta
"60 SECONDS" - Mark Zuckerberg Gets Meta
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McConnell Filibusters Family’s Attempt to Take Him Off Life Support
McConnell Filibusters Family's Attempt to Take Him Off Life Support - Unsourced News
LOUISVILLE, KY — Mitch McConnell successfully filibustered his family's democratic vote Thursday to remove him from life support
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Infernal Heat Forces Both Great American State Fair Attendees to Head Home
Infernal Heat Forces Both Great American State Fair Attendees to Head Home - Unsourced News
Record-breaking temperatures forced both attendees of the Great American State Fair to leave several hours ahead of schedule
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"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Great American Unfair
"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Great American Unfair
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Corporate Donors Warn Mamdani Sweep Could Set Dangerous Precedent of Government Helping People
Corporate Donors Warn Mamdani Sweep Could Set Dangerous Precedent of Government Helping People - Unsourced News
Corporate donors have warned that voters may be sending the wrong message by supporting policies designed to improve people's lives.
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White House Unveils New Plan to Refill Reflecting Pool with More Loyal Water
White House Unveils New Plan to Refill Reflecting Pool with More Loyal Water - Unsourced News
President Trump has unveiled a new plan to replace the water with what administration officials described as "more loyal water."
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"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Reflecting Pool
"60 SECONDS" - Trump's Reflecting Pool
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New Iran Deal Allows Tankers to Round Up Toll Fees to Support Local Warlords
New Iran Deal Allows Tankers to Round Up Toll Fees to Support Local Warlords - Unsourced News
The newly announced peace agreement between Iran and the US will allow oil tankers round up their payments to support local warlords in need.
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SpaceX IPO Earns Musk Earns Title of Poorest Excuse for a Human Being
SpaceX IPO Earns Musk Earns Title of Poorest Excuse for a Human Being - Unsourced News
Following SpaceX's IPO, Elon Musk celebrated becoming the richest person in history and the world's poorest excuse for a human being.
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FIFA Shocked to Learn International Fans Unwilling to Spend $4,000 to Be Harassed for Their Papers
FIFA Shocked to Learn International Fans Unwilling to Spend $4,000 to Be Harassed for Their Papers - Unsourced News
FIFA officials expressed confusion that many World Cup fans were reluctant to be greeted by lengthy security screenings
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"60 SECONDS" - Hegseth Talks Competence
"60 SECONDS" - Hegseth Talks Competence
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RFK Jr. Defends Snacking on Buckets of Screwworms During CDC Briefing
RFK Jr. Defends Snacking on Buckets of Screwworms During CDC Briefing - Unsourced News
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. sparked confusion after arriving at a CDC briefing carrying "three snack-sized buckets” filled with live screwworms.
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