I think there is a dude living on the back patio of the Casino in the park by my house but I’m afraid to approach in case I am misunderstanding
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up, down, turn around; please don't let me hit the ground :: he/him
Good news for the people wondering what the most annoying the next shit will be
The Hollywood Reporter@thr.com · 2d agoA decade after ending a run as one of the most discussed shows of the 2010s, 'Girls' is returning to HBO.
lol he’s gay because he’s a vegetarian good one
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoJD Vance: "I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear. I'm the vice president, not James Talarico."
I fear that Glee may have been worth it for the acappella version of teenage Dream
I know Kellyoke is over but I neeeed to hear her sing Heads Will Roll by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
My apologies, I hadn't realized that the "architecture reviews" of a concrete circle on the ground were so positive
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Does anybody want to see a great work of art, a great thing of beauty? The helipad. It's gotten unbelievable architecture reviews. But that's nothing compared to what's being built right there. The roof of the ballroom."
Weird to have to guess that your son was with a woman to whom he was engaged for six years
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoQ: On Guilfoyle, she was almost a member of your family. How surprised were you to learn about these allegations? TRUMP: No, she wasn't a member of my family. She I guess dated my son a long time ago.
The Trump Administration's loss is Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights' gain
Urban@urban.bsky.social · 2d agoGuilfoyle would be smart to resign now as there are still a few weeks until Halloween to go back to her old job as a haunted house scare actor
Guilfoyle would be smart to resign now as there are still a few weeks until Halloween to go back to her old job as a haunted house scare actor
I left x despite having a large following bc I don’t want to make free content for the world’s wealthiest racist. It’s not worth it to me.
Weird that White House press secretaries don't work out when Trump knows the exact qualifications he is looking for
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
Is the White House list of qualifications for a Press Secretary just like ✅ blonde end of list
Is this a White House press briefing or a Tim Robinson sketch
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoOMG she is brutally bad at this
Just read a list of fun food gifts for the Holidays and one of them was a $120 panettone
I read this book over and over as a kid, and not just because of how cute Brian was on the cover
I'm so sorry for how much I make fun of Kimberly Guilfoyle, I know it must have been growing up when your dad is the Babadook
Maybe that little shop in Brooklyn only sold cursed objects and Kelly Clarkson dodged a bullet
I'm glad we have Indigenous Peoples' Day but I just didn't know so many people were made of hardened magma
Happy Thanksgiving Canada! America is probably going to annex Alberta while you're all sleepy from too much Turkey later.
If you need some quiet alone time today, consider going to see Digger since there is no way anyone else will be there
Every single night I’m in my cuck chair sitting right My Jos. A. Bank suit is so tight I constantly lose, I feel like Ted Cruz