Trainee Swamp Witch
@urbigbr0.bsky.social
The chemical burn from the spiral perm
Rescued a cute boy from a crack den last night. And no, I'm not joking. Kind of traumatic honestly 😂
Your big bro had 9m5 hours sleep last night. Feel like I could fight a grizzly bear.
Good morning. This porn account is going through ftm trans OF content creators and being transphobic. A lot of you follow him, I did up until ten minutes ago. You know what to do.
I've just seen a woman stick her finger in between her boobs, pull out boob sweat then suck her finger. I wish I was making this up.
I'd give five years off the end of my life for this hairline. 😂
Golden hour
I'm kinda like if the nicest guy you knew was also a bully who liked to push your face into his pit, then spit in your mouth.
It's still hot in London, sat on the balcony with my tits out
I deleted Instagram for the weekend, then re-downloaded it this morning and immediately deleted it again. I'm really over it.
Just sent a Grindr hookup packing because he stank of cigarettes. Clearly says no smokers in my bio. Annoyed.
Genuinely thinking of changing gyms to find one with one of these, I need to grow this ass
So went a lot shorter with my hair because male pattern baldness is making me feel very insecure. Can someone please reassure me that I'm still handsome without hair? 😭
I can't fucking wait to get back to London and take an edible.
My year 9 P.E. teacher watching me kick a ball
stupid faggot little cocksucker
If I don't get off this ship soon and feel someone slap it on my tongue i might jump overboard.