I’m sorry; was I supposed to actually accomplish something today, instead of just sitting around thinking about Yoongi and his faux-disappointed face on the first two demands for us to make some noise, then giving an Agust D roar on his third demand, followed by a little grin and a thumbs up?

Can confirm: even better than expected.

uschickens@uschickens.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I cannot WAIT to sing along to the chorus of Normal with tens of thousands of my closest friends I’ve never met before.

I also saw a YOONGI MARRY MY WIFE tshirt on a guy at the train station.

rufus⁷@rufuss.bsky.social · 3d ago

Army time sign: Husbands for Hobi

So Kim Goddamn Namjoon can tell the recording academy to fuck right off, but he can be forced - FORCED - by his stylist to wear the pikachu hat. Mmhmmmm.

Not that there was any doubt, but Hobi is 1000% the dancer who keeps going full steam into the wings. He starts his moves well before a camera is anywhere near him and keeps going well after they refocus.

Namjoon’s white t shirt tonight was on par with Yoongi’s on In The Soop season 1.

Hobi has gone full romance novel cover: his shirt is entirely unbuttoned but tucked into his (leather?) pants.

I stand by the idea that BTS eating at hole-in-the-wall restaurants from every tour location while in NYC would be peak content. Or Taste Buds/BTS collab when? Or, hell, just set ‘em loose at the Queens Night Market.

bblln⁷ got 🪈 piped & spooned 🥄@sgmnyg7.bsky.social · 4d ago

i wish bangtan could experience lamron things like eating at delicious hole in the walls in NY like fine dining is fine (🥁) but imagine how excited all the foodies in the group would be if they could just try all the different types of cuisines from all corners of the world the city has to offer

If anyone is looking for NJ tix at face value for either day, I, uh, recommend taking a quick peek at T!cketm@ster right now. Just a little look.

Bus driver: Is this [line] for clothes? One or two people: it’s for BTS! Bus driver: confused noises A garble of people: BTS / concert / merch / fan chant Bus driver, enlightened: ohhh, is that the six guys? The entire line in unison: SEVEN

Wus and Zhangs: canonically incapable of being normal about each other since 193something.

jack-o'-lantern 🌱@psychicwaffles.bsky.social · last wk.

New release from zeng shunxi studio... #dmbj #MysticNine #盗墓笔记 #九门

Zhang Qishan throttling a shirtless Wu Laogou in a bath, simultaneous 7-part dick swinging on instagram, AND concerts all in the same week?? My fandoms are conspiring against me. I think this is what they meant by having the vapors.

First was technically an epic She-Ra and Cinderella crossover I hand-bound (stapled) and illustrated (in marker) in the early 80s. First internet fic was La Femme Nikita het on a bulletin board in 1997. First slash was some time between 1999 and 2001: Highlander. On lj. Of course.

#ficwip@ficwip.bsky.social · 4w ago

hello & happy friday! it's been a while since I asked this, so let's do it again. when did you first get into writing fanfiction?

Also consider Sweet Rehab, a Parisian patisserie three blocks west. $$$ but delicious. The coco bongo is a freakin’ tropical delight. Then get matcha one block south at Sorate. Or two blocks north for stupid good Italian sandwiches at All’ Antico Vinaio. Or Mughal chai at Cafe Habibti. Or or or…

purplecoww@purplecoww.bsky.social · 4w ago

if anyone's visiting for the nj shows, i highly recommend making time to visit the earth room on wooster street in the city. it is free and very namjoon coded. after, grab a treat at dominique ansel or ladurée, both just a couple blocks away (tae coded, imo!) www.diaart.org/visit/visit-...

A local coffee shop just posted their summer specials, and one of them is a Dirty Shirley: espresso, grenadine, sparkling water, and a cherry. I, being me, liked the insta post announcing this and commented “HI ZEV!!”

Fingers crossed that Namjoon finds time to go to the Prado. My kingdom for a pic of him in front of a Hieronymus Bosch.

Peter agrees on the importance of being A Shape.

bb's rostradamus ⊙㋥㋓@rospwprpwprpwp.bsky.social · 2mo ago

this is what the perfect male body looks like

The gates aren’t up blocking off the path for their entrance to the stage yet; I have time to make coffee.

Despite knowing shifting amounts of daylight is totally a thing, I am nevertheless still startled when 6am for Busan is a hell of a lot lighter than 6am for Goyang.

I am unable to stop thinking about the guitar string calluses on Yoongi’s left hand. (And now you are, too.)

No, YOU’RE the one crying on the subway over the final, doomed charge of a stripper/mercenary named Dong Quixote astride his magnificent mantaur steed.

The thing that they don’t tell you about getting into the travel industry is that if you’re a fan, especially one whose blorbos are conceivably wealthy, is that you will end up with dozens on dozens of bookmarks of places your clients will never afford but are *perfect* settings for fic.

So do we think Tangie is the sort to loudly ignore Yoongi for at least an hour after arriving home to make sure his displeasure Is Known, or do we think he flings himself bodily at Yoongi’s ankles, yelling about how he SUFFERED and STARVED and how Yoongi must begin making it up to him immediately?

Finally getting around to watching the BTS Netflix doc in bits and pieces. I cannot help but compare some of the dinner scenes to the latest Run episodes. I want to combine the lighting of the doc with the laughter and bullshittery of Run. Hire the lighting director for Run! Budget schmudget!

Okay, look. If it were me? If I could justify a plane ticket to Vegas? If I could use one of these tickets I’m trying to offload from several someones who bought while intentionally trying to profit off of army? This is what I would do.

OKAY. Through a complicated series of events, I now have eight tickets to Las Vegas Arirang shows on days three and four. I am getting them taken off the resale sites where they are listed for $$$, and I would like to sell them to army for face value. Three pairs, two singles. Mostly lower bowl.

I wonder if Yoongi occasionally sweet talks a pile of black clothes on the hotel room floor if he isn’t wearing his glasses, just out of muscle memory.

Cate⁷@pkuptrucks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

good morning d-day good day (myg 2024:4-21)

Thank you, Taehyung and Hobi, for providing visual evidence of them getting ribs in Texas, but I am sadly disappointed in the lack of tacos. In El Paso! (If I learn there was zero off-camera taco action last week, I will cry.) But if I don’t get some quality Bangtan taco content from Mexico City…

Tour time is a gift, even when a show isn’t live-streamed. It is a joy waking up to a skyline full of squee and clips. (Also it’s only April. IT’S ONLY APRIL. I fear August in the best possible ways.)

I am going to run out of Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks before the eighth one is released next month, and I am unsure how to cope. That’s my emotional support sentient Persian cat wearing a tiara and shooting lasers from her eyes as she rides a velociraptor!