Ushimama Cacao
@ushimama.bsky.social
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Pussy so good they're attempting to hit me up a decade later while they're married. (This is unfortunately not a joke, i am so fucking confused as to why they would, dude get out of my dms)
When will my husband return from war. (Hes at offkai and i miss him so much)
I am... baffled. A regular customer came in and we have a tip jar at the counter, she was 1 dollar short on her purchase and she REACHED INTO OUR JAR TO GRAB A DOLLAR?????
I had to satisfy my curiosity and make that dumpling lasagna.... buhhh
Do you think Quentin Tarantino got into movies cause he found out film was called "footage"?
After living in the house and renting here for 8 years with no issues, my housemate and I got a new property manager late last year who basically had been breathing down our necks for months and her true intentions came out 1/2 ko-fi.com/ushimama/goa...
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she wants to vacate the premises so it can be rented out for higher value so we have not been offered a renewal of our lease, we have to leave in 2 months. 8 years worth of stuff to be moved, in 2 months. Anything given helps tremendously. 2/2
After living in the house and renting here for 8 years with no issues, my housemate and I got a new property manager late last year who basically had been breathing down our necks for months and her true intentions came out 1/2 ko-fi.com/ushimama/goa...
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No The largest seed is going to be the one I nuke into this coconut holy fuh
I was sitting behind the counter with the laptop ordering stock today and a lady came up and asked if I was doing my homework. I replied saying "I havent done homework in 16 years" She looked shocked. I swear I look like I'm in my 30s. Everytime this happens I feel like the antithesis of this guy
The most normal Kira Stream Ending.... ft. @ushimama.bsky.social #ENVTuber #VTuber #VTuberClips #DankFloofs
"Orange peel theory" this "Bird theory" that. Listen, just get yourself a partner who wants to bring you bowls of fruit and change their entire social media feed just to send you post of cool birds.
Finished showing Ruben Evangelion (excluding Rebuild), its so nice to know he'd turn into primorial goop to see me again.
Got asked if I'm taking ozempic by a customer today because I've been working out again. Should I take this as a compliment or not?
Please go follow my model mama on all her platforms. She's so amazing.
Tumbly • TumblysArt@tumbly.bsky.social · 11mo agoThis is so sweet, I only just saw this since I havent been using Bluesky too often, thank you Ushi !! It was wonderful working with you too <3 :3
What a crazy thought that I am allowed to love someone and have it reciprocated in the same way.
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Ruben: (yapping about Honkai star rail and Pokemon for 30 minutes straight) Me: it's crazy your raads score was so low.
Almost an 11 hour stream, and we have most of @foresttherotten.bsky.social 's Cowtaur modeled! Tomorrow we'll do some textures 💕
Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.
GRINDSET FOR SUCCESS. 4:00AM - WAKE UP 4:15AM - MORNING STRETCHES 4:30AM - HANDSTAND AND BUTTCHUG 3 CHERRY CELCIUS FIGURE OUT THE REST OF YOUR DAY FROM THERE.