nattie winters

@utilitylimb.bsky.social

stay tuned for wet mystery at @telodendron.bsky.social

the bigger events like groverhaus endure but there are so many beautiful little posts lost to time like the goon who believed smoking weed made driving safer because it let him see a few seconds into the future

You truly are a genius thought leader to be asking a question so multifaceted and deep. My programming skills aren’t just Ruby and Python, they’re any type of gem — and any type of snake!

my Gamer son saw a woman. now he's at Hospital, they think they'll have to put 3 or 5 additional testicles in. please take this shit seriously.

Guy posting joke that will immediately get him banned: the mods need a wedgie imo Failed United States congressman replying to a 22-month old post by a teenage tgirl who censored his name so he couldn’t name search it: bitch boy u better shut fuck up before i do a Grave Of The Fireflies to yuor ass

I've worked as a hair flusher for Locks of Love for 7 years. My father was a hair flusher for 25 years. New AI-powered tools will soon inform the Sanitation Bureau — instantly, and without consent — where all the hair is coming from. That means I can't put food on my family's table.

Q: My dog planted a house flag. In the den, spiked into the carpet. He installed the cloth flag using every part of his body, including mouth and legs. He defends the flag. A: That is his flag of victory.

My boss gets to sit around doing nothing on a goddamn island today while I have to dissociate into a fugue state to pretend we aren’t on the brink of nuclear war. I can’t even put off my work until tomorrow because the acid vats are already at full child capacity.