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what can i say, im a woman of few braincells.

You ever think about how the SpongeBob episode labelled "ARG" is about a treasure hunt? Like obviously it's "ARG" as in pirate-speak but man the meaning fits so nifty with "A.R.Gs". Anyways here's a spork.

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The shaman of Bad Dürrenberg are the remains of a 25-35 year old woman, who was buried 8600 to 9000 year ago in Germany. Around her, were the remains of an extraordinary head-dress, made from the bones and teeth of different animals such as deer, wild boar, crane and turtle.

The Shaman of Bad Dürrenberg is a 9,000-year-old archaeological discovery of a 25-35 year old woman buried in Germany with an extraordinary animal-bone headdress.Headdress Materials: The ritual garment included bones and teeth from various animals, including deer, wild boar, crane, and turtle.Archaeological Status: As one of the oldest burials in Central Germany, her grave goods—including painting implements and clay—indicate she held a special social status, likely as a shaman.Reconstruction: The image on the right is a modern reconstruction based on the remains found on the left.

Spongebob is designed in such a way where his eyes are his "head" with no upper body when mapped to the height of a human being, but unlike us his "head" is not at the top of his body, "fixing" this also gives us a more propositional human face that only happens to be terrifying by pure coincidence