Blossom using an ice pack in a tin to cool off 🧊 in these hot hot heatwaves 🐀
Dropped my chapstick and it got driven over :(( and it was cupcake flavored
saw Backrooms last night & the person next to me had their whole unshoed and unsocked feet out 🧍♂️
Bought my rats an exercise ball to sleep in, I think (?) they like it
At a family reunion & my enigma of a grandfather goes "yknow, the country should go back to burning tires, we really had a good thing going there."
Sadly retiring the rats ball pit on account of they won't stop shitting in it and I can't wash these puff balls o7 to an og toy, I'll never forget you 💔
90% of the time I put water to boil I forget about it, come back to kitchen & it's already boiling like h*ck yeah free boiling water now I don't have to wait 30 minutes
My yt short today instantly got 4 dislikes so I deleted it and reuploaded it lmao idc
My page has been dry, so have this compromising pic of my rat Patch
Made a joint workout playlist with @jikwid.bsky.social and the first song this mf put on it was Kokomo
watched a fly decide to drop directly INTO my pot of boiling water today
To my dentist today - I'm sorry I didn't realize you were wearing those 90 degree glasses and I stared directly into your eyes for way too long cus it looked like you were staring straight forward. I was just trying to figure out how you were doing it without looking. Please don't think I'm weird.
Date night painting with my girls :') (Not pictured: patches chewing the spare canvases behind me lmao)
Life update: newest rat Patch keeps pooping in their ball pit :)
Both shampoo AND conditioner bottles fell on my foot in the shower, don't hmu today
IM 600x MORE ALLERGIC TO OAK THAN NORMAL??
a skeleton is standing in the dark with its mouth open and a long antenna coming out of its head .
ALT: a skeleton is standing in the dark with its mouth open and a long antenna coming out of its head .
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valyd // lyd@va-lyd.bsky.social · last yr.When I find out which one of u bitchmade allergens is causing this its OVER for you 😤
When I find out which one of u bitchmade allergens is causing this its OVER for you 😤
Hi welcome to craft store, would you like blue? Or blue? Perhaps some blue? What about-
I've been so sick, took my nose studs out so I could blow my nose in peace and they HEALED 😔🤧 another L
Don't miss this Banger Team Hitless Event this Weekend! An exceptional lineup of casters and runners is gonna showcase the Origins of Hitless with OG No Hit Runs 🙌 I have the honor to run Dark Souls 3 on Sunday and it's gonna be a Blast 🍾 Make sure to tune in on the Official TH Twitch and cheer!
