i just got a memory that i bought my bike 6 years ago. i’m buying one tomorrow now because it’s been too long

This is a suuuuuuper long shot but if anyone is going to Gen Con in Indianapolis this weekend, I have a trade deal for you

dawn dish soap gotta have a spot on the periodic table at this point

FIRST TIME AS AN ADULT I’M EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS

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The official poster for Robert Eggers’ Werwulf 🐺 In theaters on December 25. Add to your watchlist ➡️ https://boxd.it/SC72

does your tattoo artist send you memes? didn’t think so

boutta quit my job and become a full time needoh reseller

oh you asked chat? well i asked a rubber room of rats

you can’t bury what was born in the fucking dirt

bro stop giving me yt ads to code an app with ai, if i wanted to do so i'd actually use my brain and learn to

sewer trash

eventbrite is a terrible ticketing organizer holy

fuck spectrum

hardly pissin or pissin hardly?

my partner just told me i look like franklin the turtle, i don’t know how to recover

the world really be small as fuck

oh yeah you like that? i whisper to my heart as i pop the tab on my 3rd energy drink

“let’s roll.” no i prefer to walk

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white people be like “hand me the aux” and play country music

wanting to do an evil dead burn and toy story 5 double feature fits the duality of me perfectly i feel

a girl deserves to throw a molotov every once in a while as a treat

so my job has decided to get super strict about dress code. i, a 28 year old man just got dress coded for wearing black pants instead of jeans/khakis. the same black pants i have worked in at this same job for the past 4 years.

call me raising canes the way i like to munch on her box combo

i get to ride motherfuckin rollercoasters today

it’s 2 fuck

hate comments kill me

i heard there was someone stealing people’s hair and i got worried about you for a minute, then i remembered. you’re bald.

the country music at work today might just be enough for me to commit a felony

i don’t know

just had some crazy ass deja vu but from a dream i had a couple years ago