i didn’t think it was physically possible, but there’s finally something worse than `curl | sh`

“mrmcd2026” ah yes i’m going to uhhhh, mr. mcdonalds

Finally got an internal gear hub installed on my bike (got a lucky local deal on a lightly used Nexus 7.. ha why does that sound like a tablet name-) aaaaaaa it’s so good now. Fuck derailleurs, all my homies hate derailleurs.

what if instead of speed limits we had kinetic energy limits so heavier cars had to go slower

RE: https://mastodon.sprawl.club/@ludicity/117000501544677516 Yoooo this looks like the real deal "modern MS Access" swag swag swag

Ah yes the USB modes we know and love,

woah @geekbench 7 is out already and I already accidentally compared 6 vs 7 numbers… aaand the arm linux download is still not on the normal download page x_x

It's some kinda hot garbage that "The World Federation of ADHD International Consensus Statement: 208 Evidence-based conclusions about the disorder" states: "ADHD is more common in males and occurs in 5.9 % of youth and 2.5 % of adults." What, do you honestly think happens to #ADHD children? […]

The GabeCube is cool and all but the REAL Year of Linux on the Desktop moment this year was this GUADEC talk by @bugaevc about porting a Serious Enterprise Money Business application from Win32 to GTK. Genuinely amazing that this is actually happening in the business world??

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@isotopp/116962848760157182 i'm starting to think it's not _only_ the SUVs that are to blame for U.S. road fatalities going up up up

Kris@isotopp.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 2w ago

https://www.motorbiscuit.com/atlantas-new-bike-barriers-are-flipping-cars-and-sparking-debate/ # Atlanta’s New Bike Barriers Are Flipping Cars and That’s a Good Thing

kraftwerk updated for 2026: "i'm the sloperator with my pocket slopinator" (touches a rabbit r1) (waits for cloud processing) (distorted text to speech noise comes out)

kraftwerk updated for 2026: "i'm the sloperator with my pocket slopinator" (touches a rabbit r1) (waits for cloud processing) (distorted text to speech noise comes out)

hey US folks if you aren't seeing law enforcement/right wing infiltrators in the progressive spaces you frequent it's not because they aren't there this public service announcement brought to you by what's certainly starting to look to me like a coordinated infiltration campaign in western […]

protip: DO NOT even think about playing that fucking card game you saw on GDQ, especially if you have any work to do. It's actually evil. It's a psychological weapon designed to attack your last chance at productivity.

mm yes love to have a certificate error in a —(checks notes)— pair of proprietary mobile apps connecting to each other entirely locally

Signal integrity strikes again!.. Recording talks in a new venue, audio didn't give me any trouble but the projector just didn't want to work with most sources. I thought the "smart" projector was being terrible. Turned out to just be the long-ass cable! Just had to use my own cable and have it […]

[Mutualaid, Please Boost] Hi everyone! I'm in a bit of a tough spot, and after paying my rent this week I am going to be flat broke and will struggle to sustain myself for a while, and could really use the help. Currently, I am spending a lot of time (between my uni exams) volunteering to help […]

today in gratuitous overconsumption (by my standards okay??): the save icon ssd cage has arrived yay

can't help getting astrology × audiophile vibes from llm enthusiasts: "oh no honey you can't use opus 4.8, it's so nerfed, try glm-5.2 or the codex 5.5, they have a warm gemini sound, very well rounded on details and tone. but don't use google's gemini models, they are really leos, they have […]

[bad lewd pun] filming a porno with an anamorphic lens call that Analmorphic

wow FreeCAD has been absolutely falling apart for me. Tried to model a kitchen drawer and adding some simple features would crash. And then dimensioning in TechDraw apparently just does not have the way to pull the full length of the underlying edge ugghhhh. Tried to now model a bike accessory […]

lmao

I haven't heard anyone talk about it but we've all seen how much the slopped up flyers/posters/title-cards everywhere all have the same exact style right? Always that one tall narrow font with that FUCKING DIRT TEXTURE over it… Everywhere, all the time, we're getting this "literally dirty" […]

While you were busy laying eggs, I studied the blade. While you were valuing the goose, I mastered the kill chain.

i saw the home page of gitlab dot com accidentally when logging in to respond to a comment and what in the holy corposlop is any of this even beyond "AI this AI that"… what the hell is SAST and DAST?!

Rain Vase. It’s been eerily dry. It hasn’t rained heavily in almost a month. Usually, this is my favorite time of year. I love standing on the beach under a dramatic, overcast sky watching lightning and off-shore rain storms. I love walking out into the […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

eXCUSE ME???

Heads up for #linux-next users/testers: the recent vmsplice stuff has broken xdg-document-portal (and maybe other FUSE things). Oops..

Quite the "shot by the footgun" moment: "why is my thread getting entirely corrupted and overwritten with garbage? it's like several pages away from the shared memory…?!" Well, _at the time of crash due to accessing TLS_ the memory map looks like […] [Original post on social.treehouse.systems]

Today in "the cyberpunk future we got": at a little local awards ceremony for partners of a cooperative bank, one neighborhood org was gifted —no joke— some RAM sticks, an SSD, and a bunch of food. Absolutely last place I expected to encounter the DRAM&NAND crisis at but here we go