Somebody mentioned the date November 5th at work and I almost jumped out of my chair

What do you mean I only have a few more chapters left to write in contender and then I'm done with the heavyweight verse forever? No....... Wait no. No that's sad.

I know this is reductive but I do love when the old dude at the shop I've been taking my car to for 16 years calls me "honey" or "sweetie." I do find it charming.

The hottest bitch in westeros is sapphic? I'm gagged #houseofthedragon

what if we all die #theamericans

Just finished the Americans. Wow.... Wow. 🚬

wait the most recent update of contender bumped the word count up to this.

When your friend works at the famers market and gets you free shit every week

Had a bit of a scare with my car during my NY inspection and for a minute there it looked like I might have had to get a new one. It'll cost me but they were able to order the parts. Hopefully that'll do the trick. We're still 16 years and counting with my ol' gal.

In a shocking change of pace from being very mean to cas while authoring a fic, I am being very mean to dean in the heavyweight prequel. But in my defense he's a bad person and so am I archiveofourown.org/works/862555...

Why am I getting political ads about Connecticut? That's never happened before. Stay in your own gd state it's none of my business what happens there

My god he's done it again

Every time me, my kid sister, and her husband get together, we take a gummy and watch a terrible movie and tbh I truly think that's what it's all about

The champ of jeopardy today is named dean and I imagine dean winchester watching like "I bet I could be a jeopardy champ" and Sam would do that high-pitched, face-scrunched "WHAT?" And cas would say "of course you could, dean." And Dean would be like 😌

lmao i have water damage in my ceiling and two contractors came to fix it. they're waiting for the plaster to dry and looking at all my decorations. right now they're staring at the heavyweight fanart and i'm trying so hard not to laugh. they got no idea bro

Uh ??

Holy shit. Just picked up my order from taco bell and the cashier took my face in their hands, stared kindly and deeply into my eyes in a way that made me feel seen as I never have been before, and kissed me gently on thw forehead. This is why the bell is the goat

I said to someone at work that I wanted to move back to Brooklyn and she goes "with mamdani as mayor?" and I deadass almost got up and fought for his honor

I can't explain it and this isn't a dig because I like her character but while everyone else is in house of the dragon, Alys the witch feels like she's in a completely different show than the people around her

I forgot how fast the weekends go when you're chained to a job. What do you mean I have work tomorrow? I was just there 2 minutes ago. I need more time this is a prison I genuinely can't do this again

Stan Beeman of the Americans, you silly little pathetic wet cat of a guy, it seems I've grown quite fond of you

Love when I'm coming out of the subway and I'm walking behind someone whose apparently never used stairs before

me and my landlord have been like this meme all day about building management

Mallory Dean Holliday@valleydean.bsky.social · 3w ago

Lmao

Lmao

Every time they say Misha in the Americans I have a visceral reaction. I know it's a common Russian name but my eye still twitches

Maybe taco bell gives other people the shit disease but if you eat there frequently, you don't gotta worry about it. Your body can handle it and if you're loyal the bell would never betray you like that

Martha from the Americans you are so cool and smart and brave and sexy as fuck and your transatlantic accent endears me and you deserve none of this

Went on the "wellness" page of my company's intranet and the second bullet point was the number of the suicide hotline. I mean arguably not what I wanna see on the first day of the job I don't want but thank you

Telling my couch how much I missed it today

Why it look like a cowboy movie outside?