In life, you have to take time to smell the flowers and water the corn #cycling

Holy shit !! Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "Gary Oldman movies."

- Them: “hey how was your weekend ?” - Me: “ I walked around carrying a bag of dog shit, how was your weekend ?” #dogs

Sunsets & Shits (Nothing that Lola likes more than taking a shit at sunset) #dogs

I was just asked, “You’re willing to lose friends over politics?” Me: “I’m willing to lose friends over them eating the last slice of pizza”

Imagine popping out for a donut and you find Mark Carney and Bryan Adams sitting at the next table. Fuck, I’d twist myself into a pretzel to get a selfie without them noticing #canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

A short story from my kitchen

Wildlife Photographer, Dmitry Kokh travelled to Russia's now deserted weather station on Wrangel Island. Using a drone equipped with special low-noise propellers, the wildlife photographer was able to capture the animals who had since made the building their home without disturbing them.

Canada Tidbit: Canada holds the highest national bald eagle population, with roughly 110,000 birds representing 55% of the global I introduce The "Great Canadian Bald Eagle" Photo location Port Franks

Ahhh, one of those warm, rainy mornings where I sit out on the front step, sip my coffee and pretend everyone else has been killed off in a zombie apocalypse JOY!!!!!

Americans will use anything to measure except the metric system

Happy International Dog Day! -You know who doesn’t give a Shit about International Dog Day? - dogs

What’s with all the fear about having your identity stolen? If someone stole my identity, I would be like, “Haha now you spend all your money on dumb shit and you’re bad at basketball.”

A guy, a bike and his dog 52 years apart Yikes!!!! #cycling

I find something dirty 69% of the time in every thing I read

Fuck it ! I’m giving it a good try 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canada

Heads Up: Never buy a $3.99 alarm clock from Amazon. Alarm didn’t go off and I slept in till 9:77

"WHAT ARE YOU EATING AND HOW CAN I HELP?" - Lola #dogs

Fack! This summer has been going by so fast, I haven’t even had time to lose weight

Some people are up early and doing productive things, or are donating their time to really amazing charities and I'm over here all excited because I was able to pick up a quarter with my toes. #humpday

if you have a weird name and appear in a movie’s closing credits, i will find you and i will say your name. Yes you, JUICY WANG, senior designer on Zombieland

I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as “all of it.” #monday

Good Sunday morning earthlings!!

Do the things that bring you joy. Eat the pastry. Take afternoon naps. Drink the blood of your enemies as part of an ancient incantation that opens a portal to the Underworld. Dance like no one is watching. #friday

When I finish eating something, I have to show Ruby my hands, like I’m a Blackjack Dealer #dog

Friend : “how’s your eyesight?” Me:

My Sunday mission ; Get the dogs tired with an early morning walk and then lounge for the rest of the day. -mission accomplished

After doing the math, I spend on average $165 a year to watch bananas turn brown #friday

Rain didn’t keep us from our early morning walk. You could just see them looking at each other and saying “WTF, why do the old 2 legged ones get an umbrella ?” #dogs

If my coworker quit and got a new job in a different city, I’m convinced I would still hear him chewing. #friday