Sometimes, when I'm feeling extra naughty, I'll take out some tea from my special blends section. My favorite is "Nixshade," a blend that helps to promote sleep and immune system defense. The flavor is something like... blackberries and grape, oddly enough. Though this relaxing feeling can't be beat
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Momma Rabbit and Green Thumb Doctor! 😜 (Parody! It's a parody. We have fun here.)
Ah, so many of you! I can understand it to be so hard out there some days... but if you need somewhere quiet to stay, I'm always happy to offer a chair. Regardless of age, you are worthy of kindness.
Please remember, you are with yourself all the time, and thus you are the most worthy of your time. Remember to eat, to have your medication, and shower. You are loved, even if you don't notice it.
Please remember, you are with yourself all the time, and thus you are the most worthy of your time. Remember to eat, to have your medication, and shower. You are loved, even if you don't notice it.
Cream just ran up to Caramel with a tailor's tape, invaded her personal boundaries with Cheese's help, and then ran off... just what is she up to...
Why did I just see Sonic and co. on the news?
I was walking by Cream's room when I heard some... frightenly familiar genre of music. When I knocked on her door, the music only got louder. Oh dear...
So, for those of you who are wondering, Cream is back home safe and sound! We had A LOT happen before that, though… gonna make a thread rq
@chaotixdetectives.bsky.social ~~~~ # LIFEFORMS DETECTED Ah- Vector?! Oh, and Charmy too! And... a new bee? N-nevermind that. How are you all, are you okay? ~ The blue rabbit is standing at the doorway down further underground, stern, stoic. Gemerl has some supplies, do you need water?
To update those at home; Caramel, Gemerl, the Chaos, and I have been on "Southern Southern Island" for some time... we've encountered and dispatched quite a few clown-themed robots, and have made our way through an overgrown jungle, a worn down marbled-laid mega garden of sorts,
// Hi breaking character to make a pin... If you, an account not in the circle of shitposters we've made, want to interact with Vanilla, go for it! I, the owner of the account, love being an entertainer. This is just my way of doing something like this, without having to be a va lol.
@princessblazetcat.bsky.social Blaze, if at all possible would I be able to hire a boat from you? I've been... informed of some rather distressing news. So Caramel, Gemerl, Chocola, and I are coming for a visit. ... after we find a way there. Kind regards, Vanilla
Hm... Cream left a note saying she was going on an adventure with Amy and Big, but said she would be back by dinner... it's slowly getting time for dinner and she isn't back yet. I wonder what's happening..?
I had found the source. It took some time to detangle the two, but Caramel got into a fight with Gemerl. Apparently they had a rather heated disagreement, but for now I have them seperated for time out. I swear, they're like children.
What is that loud sound..?
After yesterday, I had to sit down with my new guest and go over certain things... she seems to be having trouble wrapping her head around the concept of there being more than one universe. There's also the troubling factor of; why is she still here? Even Silver would have had to have gone back...
... maybe I should take up that queen from another dimension on the whole spa day out...
I had originally come to Eggman's "secret" base to dose him in revenge, but I believe I may have been a little in over my head... I've hidden away for some time, comforting "Sea," but... hm. At least it sounds like everyone outside is having fun..!
~~~ [So much death and destruction... Sharp, why is The Doctor doing this? Are... are they copies of It? Should I be fighting them too?]
# I HAVE NOT SEEN MS. VANILLA SINCE YESTERDAY. HER LAST KNOWN LOCATION WAS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HERE AND EGGMAN'S NOT SO SECRET BASE OF OPERATIONS. # THE BLUE RABBIT IS ALSO GONE.
After I'm done with this bat, it looks like I'll have to pay Eggman's base a visit. Hm. I'm sure those kind guards will greet me with open arms once again~...
That's it. I'm getting the hose again.
Mysterious appearances, dangerous missions, back to back parties, and now everyone is indulging in substances while still retaining their ability to post online. I think I might need more than a few days to myself.
There's a story Cream always loves me telling, and thinking about Bunnie had me reminisce again. So please, I hope you're reading this while you're comfortable somewhere.
... why are people talking about metal versions of themselves? I surely hope... that... isn't happening again...
# DURING OUR TIME TENDING TO ESPIO, I WAS ABLE TO FULLY DECODE THE SECRETS THAT HAD BEEN STOPPING ME BEFORE. I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE VERY INTERESTING TO THOSE STILL WANTING TO HELP.
I wonder how my dear friend Bunnie is going... I hadn't talked to her much after her surgery...
It's rather exhausting trying to keep up with these children... but I'm glad my efforts have helped Espio back on her feet. Even Gemerl wants some time off haha.
... wait what's all of this about Central Square being the target of an attack? The Chaotix had gotten in harms way? The ARK has been accessed again??? What...
Dadonpa let teenage... mutant... ninja... turtles..? Into the races? Hm.
Chocola would like everyone to know that he likes "Frutiger Aero" and that he's going to be in "Central Square to eat a large banana tomorrow." What a strange challenge.