My five-year plan is mostly just snacks, good company, and staying out of the glue factory.
Roukan
@vannerverse.com
Welcome to the Vanner Verse | A Gypsy Vanner Stallion in the PNW | Petrol-head | Bon vivant | 38 | Gym | I Drive a Supra | I ♥️ Octomore Whiskey | @Roukan on Furaffinity | The OG Roukan since 2002
Sometimes I look cute, but sometimes I just might bite. Art by Mor www.furaffinity.net/user/davidmo...
I don’t chase drama. I’m a horse. I spook at it, run 40 feet away, then stare at it suspiciously.
Weekend forecast: 100% chance of horsing around with scattered poor decisions. 🐴 ☔️
Some days you’re the majestic stallion. Some days you’re startled by a plastic bag. Stay humble.
Am I the nerd here? On my day off Im writing a PowerPoint presentation to teach more advanced topics in parenteral nutrition to our residents. It started because I was fed up with errors… and here I am having a fun time.
My toxic trait is assuming every closed door is just a problem that hasn’t met enough horse yet.
Who wants breakfast? Jalapeño bacon from my butcher, scrambled eggs in bacon drippings, and bread I baked with jam.
Turns out “follow your instincts” is terrible advice when your instincts have hooves and zero respect for indoor voices.
One of the things I love about the furry community is that so much of it is built around asking, “Who would I be if I gave myself permission to be a little more interesting?” Sometimes the fursona is the costume. Sometimes it’s the permission.
I have two speeds: “I’ve got this” and “someone hold my tail.” There is no transition period.
I’m not late. I just arrived on horse time, which is like regular time but with more dramatic entrances.
It’s Friday and yet has anyone felt like this? I don’t have resting bitch face. I have resting “this could’ve been an email” face—with ears.
Furry conventions are increasingly being covered as economic and cultural institutions rather than merely curiosities. Conventions support an ecosystem of artists while forming long-term relationships with host cities—a striking change from how mainstream media portrayed furry culture a decade ago.
Some people wake up ready to seize the day. I wake up ready to negotiate terms. The day usually has better lawyers.
RIP Dolly. You were an amazing person. Kind, generous and thoughtful.
I bring a lot to the table. Mostly coffee, questionable decisions, and an unreasonable amount of mane. 🐴
I have two modes: majestic creature of questionable intentions and “sorry, I forgot why I walked into this room.”
Being a responsible adult is mostly just doing side quests until you’re allowed to go home and be a weird little creature on the internet.
Nothing says “America First” quite like making sure there’s less America left to enjoy. www.reuters.com/legal/litiga...
Trump administration moves to rescind rule that protects millions of forest acres
The Trump administration took a step toward rescinding a decades-old rule that protects undeveloped forests on Tuesday in a move it says will help manage wildfire risk, but which environmental groups...
reuters.com
After only an 8 hour shift at work yesterday I decided to install a new front door check, front speakers, ignition switch and for fun a clockspring. Slowly sorting out all these minor inconveniences from the previous owner.
Politicians like Greg Abbot and Josh Shapiro went from “Who’s a good economic development project?” to “GET OFF MY LAWN” on data centers remarkably fast. Politicians are realizing how much power-hungry hardware constituents will tolerate in their area. Data centers are not horse approved🐴💻
My old jeep battery connectors looked like they went to a bukakke party and never washed the jizz off. Can you say crusty? Also that screw was missing half its length xD
