hey if i ever had to change my username what do you guys think it could be

vantablack (silly alt)@vantablacksilly.bsky.social · 4h ago

i should come up with a signature im not sure if i should use vantablack though considering that name is trademarked come to think of it that could be trouble

i should come up with a signature im not sure if i should use vantablack though considering that name is trademarked come to think of it that could be trouble

my new oc

the modern day brainrot epidemic goes both ways the toddlers are addicted to mascot horror elsagate content farm videos and the millenials are addicted to short form ai generated lifehack videos this is not ideal

i snap my fingers with the mcguffin and everyone is wearing rubber now

this was a really cool challenge for me!! i got to practice something like a comm workflow, i worked on this for two solid hours every other day within the month of july i wanna keep doing that

vantablack@justvantablack.bsky.social · 4d ago

and now the GRAND PRIZE won at my raffle @goatinter.net azimuth exploring the Backed Rooms (clueless)

and now the GRAND PRIZE won at my raffle @goatinter.net azimuth exploring the Backed Rooms (clueless)

*taps the sign* i can do both okay *taps again* you see this you see *taptaptap* i can do BOTH

attack for @corniestchip.bsky.social !! isaac later went home and had the worst day of his life

this is @rocko74.bsky.social Real

me n gng

ultimately this was just to demonstrate two pieces i thought fit oddly well together i wouldnt be surprised if tobias makes a fuckton of chapter 4 callbacks in WR chapter 7

vantablack (silly alt)@vantablacksilly.bsky.social · 7d ago

i hope y'all've seen the weird route

i hope y'all've seen the weird route

thing on my mind: i am ace and in general I think of myself as "sex positive" but something I really wish was that it were easier for there to be a distinction between kink (horny) and kink (odd thing that is part of your identity)

basically if youre horny at me i will shrivel up and die sorry

vantablack (silly alt)@vantablacksilly.bsky.social · last wk.

something about me i have kinks and i feel very strongly about them but i much prefer talking about kinks from a psychological standpoint than engaging in tyem queer identity therianthropy psychosexuality why we like what we like and the different flavors of need delivered in which tropes

something about me i have kinks and i feel very strongly about them but i much prefer talking about kinks from a psychological standpoint than engaging in tyem queer identity therianthropy psychosexuality why we like what we like and the different flavors of need delivered in which tropes

i need to learn to communicate better

my boyfriegnd,,, drew me,,,,, for art fight,,,,,

i would go as far as to say that my executive dysfunction is responsible for the trajectory of my life so far every opportunity i had to develop myself i sat in front of and waited until the moment passed me by

severance movie but for drones

hrm a gooey kind of anthro slipping into a pooltoy kind of anthro the pooltoy ends up shaped like the gooey anthro

get this vantaslop off my page

i was playing plague inc and got struck by a divine inspiration a symbiote that propagated itself to the entire world before developing any symptoms and remaining entirely unlethal

attack for scronky!! i dont know your @ sorry

attack for @pasteddy.bsky.social !!! i eat dirt

attack for @cryptikite.bsky.social !!!!!! mauls you

drone who finished his employment but is stuck in the suit and cant ask for help because hes under NDA

when i open up for commissions i want my clients to think of me as the tweaker selling drugs behind the local k mart

this is what it should mean when you say "adult toy"

vantablack (silly alt)@vantablacksilly.bsky.social · 3w ago

they should invent like mrm this is difficult to describe they need to take like a plush toy stuffed with cotton and replace all the cloth with black rubber model it after a chibi anthro in a drone suit (a little plastic visor and a mouth port, nonfunctional obviously (unless?????))

they should invent like mrm this is difficult to describe they need to take like a plush toy stuffed with cotton and replace all the cloth with black rubber model it after a chibi anthro in a drone suit (a little plastic visor and a mouth port, nonfunctional obviously (unless?????))