Yeeee! Spiderman was dope!

The drank is in a damn adult Capri Sun pouch!!!! This is the best date ever.

ALSO: Fuck the felon-in-chief. Lying orange bitch.

Don’t let folks take you out of your character, deregulate your nervous system, fuck up your sleep, and give you a higher therapist bill than you already have. Leave folks where they had you fucked up at.

And I know - we live in ‘pics or it ain’t true’ and ‘receipt‘ culture. Fuck all that. You ain’t happy? Shit look funny in light? Intentions have changed? Shit just ain’t where you need it to be? Leave. Do it easy, if you can, or do it hard if you have to. But leave. We here for a good time …

DMX was right. You gotta trust people to be themselves and trust yourself enough to move accordingly. We worry about the wrong shit sometimes. You don’t need ironclad proof or reasons to leave. (To outwardly accuse - yes. To leave? Nah.)

But in my old age and wisdom… I’m not going through shit. No phones, no wallets, no cars, no diaries. Reality is you literally do not need a reason to break up with someone. You can just decide the vibe is off/wrong and bounce. This ain’t a court of law. No proof needed. You can just leave.

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

It woke up a monster I thought I had put to sleep. Monster back to sleep now… with one eye open and away from that mess.

ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ@killlthehype.blacksky.app · 3w ago

Ladies, how did going through his phone change you?

Y’all don’t talk about how Glenn Jones was sanging DOWN on “Show Me” enough for me. Not only was he singing his whole ass off - the lyrics to that song? Peak yearning.

Listen, if you lived a terrible life making things worse for me and mine? Tell your family to keep the funeral private, because otherwise I'll show up to piss on your grave.

Make it so. Go on down the line, Lionel Richie voice.

Questhate 🏴‍☠️@hexhawking.bsky.social · 4w ago

They say that it comes in 3's. 🫰🏾

Oh I sincerely hope this is the beginning of the end of these old ass, fuck aas, racist fuck bitches biting the dust. Mitch… we know you’re dead bitch. Somebody put the news out so we can celebrate.

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS!!!!! Let’s gooooooo Big Sandals! Calling Burnt Sandals off the bench! Ayyyyeeee!

Boy's Energetic Classroom Dance

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Questhate 🏴‍☠️@hexhawking.bsky.social · 4w ago

Thoughts and chairs.

A sermon.

🤎 A Serial Romantic 🤎@theedrehill.blacksky.app · 4w ago

Trying to get my hair right Trying to get my skin right Trying to get my body right Trying to get my money right I’m trying not to crash out a lil

Sir… your own damn hairline don’t fuck with you. Why would Trans folks?

Julie Rei Goldstein@julierei.bsky.social · 4w ago

Sean Davis, CEO and co-founder of The Federalist, says he walks around worrying that someone who's hopped up on hormones and Trans surgeries is going to try and kill him.

Love TKO x Teddy P. vs I Miss You x Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes feat. Teddy P. This is a diabolical choice. 😭😤😩

Good morning internet friends and colleagues. Find your joy today. Find your peace. If you can’t find either, make it…or choose violence because if you can’t have joy or peace why should anyone else!!?!?!?

I Aint Get No Sleep Banging

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Father Osiris. Y’all woke up on one, eh?

ATLANNNNTIIIIISSSSSS… It’s back to youuuuu

Lona Pie 💗@lonababy.blacksky.app · 4w ago

I'll always come back to you.

I just found out my kid threw away two of my cabbage patch dolls. I’m going to go punch a fucking wall right now.

Chris Bender still jumps. May he rest. ❤️

Micki Howard said “Come Share My Love” - not come take it, not come abuse it, not come take advantage of it. Come. Share. It.

Also: I play Men At Large “Let’s Talk About It” like it just came out. 🤣

My anthem is Whitesnake “Here I Go Again (On My Own)” And I will not explain.

That man said “The thrill is gone. It’s gone away from me.” Bruh. BB AND Lucille was SPITTING.

If it makes you happy It can’t be that bad If it makes you happy Then why the hell are you so sad?

Say it, cousin!!!!!!

Very Old Pic of D. Gray@blurbette.blacksky.app · last mo.

Whole world is now full of unqualified people in jobs they have no business being in.

Mannnn let me tell you!!!!! I remember when my mama threw out a pot roast that she had JUST cooked cause she thought everyone was done with it. I never felt pain like that before. We ain’t been right since. Because why the fuck for?!

DaBean.@honeybadger10.bsky.social · last mo.

There ain’t nothing like having your mind set on something food related. You get yourself together. Drive over there. And they shut it down. LORDT