no matter what i put in my body, it all seems comes out the same... what the hell is going on in there..

heyy i found that proof you asked for earlier! it was in the pudding

(speaking the pokemon language) leo

if you're feeling hungry you probably shouldnt throw your meal in the Meal Destroyer Machine

if i were a hamster id spin the fuck out that wheel too im just saying

bro your task is Herculean asf

like fishing a barrel

(putting products in my cart) this is what shopping is all about

this is so stipid

the ikea store

fleur@flowsiies.bsky.social · 2y ago

bedrotting in the ikea store. staff is not fond of me but there’s nothing they can do

Bugs are not functional enough for my liking

i know every ferret personally

i once made a sandwich recipe called ‘the sammy wise’ and i forgot the recipe the day after

i took her to my penthouse and i gligli

Bread and water unbeatable combo

You can't even deny this

fleur@flowsiies.bsky.social · last yr.

gligli

the glue that keeps this shit show together

would you drink the doomed milk if it will doom your life

nonbinary spanish person announcing their new name: soy milk

only autist at the family function

is it cool if i invite glingor destroyer of worlds to come along

life is all about making a bunch of small 10-20 dollar purchases

in honor of my 700th post im gonna be harassing 700 innocent retail employees for fun

they're putting sharp spikes in all the food starting tomorrow

im on some Greem shit

no one steals my sap

i dont even got a nervous system mine a Chill System

Porco dio

heart defibrillator? no thanks i prefer mine fibrillated

ive got an italian vibe