Trump gets his cliched line backwards, and now, every dictionary in the United States has to be corrected...
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h agoTrump: "Nobody knows that 'dumb' doesn't have a B" (Dear reader, it has a B)
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A delightful diversion parodying the political musings of our time concerning Alberta, Canadian affairs, and the tumultuous intrigues of American governance! Such an endeavor, when graced with the keen wit and sparkling irony of Miss Austen, is a treasure.
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This would make the officer that arrested her, a Nazi....
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 5h agoSpeaking publicly for the first time in an interview, Sophie Dennison-Gibby said shortly after she plucked peeling liner from the Reflecting Pool’s water, an officer approached: “I wish you hadn’t done that. Now I’m going to arrest you.”
In true Trump project executive fashion, they will informally be known as "junks"....
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5h agoBreaking News: A new class of warships backed by President Trump will cost 50% more than expected, for a total cost of $275 billion.
C'mon @forbes.com, what just occurred was akin to a Nazi show trial. The contempt of Congress resolution is a continuation of that.
Forbes@forbes.com · 7h agoIn a contempt of Congress resolution, Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., argued Dr. Anthony Fauci’s Fifth Amendment rights were “unsupported,” while Fauci’s lawyers have said he is on “solid legal ground.”
Tired of putting with all his incessant badgering, the Pentagon gives in and lets Trump drop one nuke a month...
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 17h agoPENTAGON DRAFTING A NEW US NUCLEAR STRATEGY: NBC
To be interpreted as meaning..... "I'll call up the President and have ICE show up at your front door"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 10h agoLindell: "I know a guy. I have an advantage over everyone up here. I can call up the president!"
Trump will use the Iranian toll system as precedent for setting up American toll systems elsewhere where the US has control of passage. How does this not happen?
Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 11h agoas noted yesterday, Trump has now come around to treating an Iranian toll system covering the Strait of Hormuz as a given. Hard to overstate the level of strategic failure. US started the war purely as a war of choice and ends up dramatically empowering Iran and given the Iranian govt big wins.
Oh, there's a story that's going to change rapidly....
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 13h agoRep. Max Miller on Newsmax: "If any of these things were true, I would be in prison"
Let the name for the new NASA-created crater on the moon be known as..... "Trump's lunar reflecting pool"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 13h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
Oh, so now, someone's going to get all whiny and peevish and snippy and moany, isn't he?
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · yesterdayArmed man with armour-piercing bullets arrested near Trump's California golf course www.bbc.com/news/article...
Most NYC taxpayers will never visit the Grand Canyon, so hey, let's turn it into a mine for rare earth metals....
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
"questioning whether the slope of the White House lawn needs to be changed" As if this is the last time Trump will have it re-done for some other stupid reason that matters only to him......
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The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · yesterdayExclusive: President Trump has directed contractors to redo weeks of work on his planned White House helipad, frustrated with its appearance and questioning whether the slope of the White House lawn needs to be changed.
Very reminiscent of this group from long ago called The Beatles....
The New York Times@nytimes.com · yesterdayAriana Grande's upcoming break from public life seems intended to quiet online discourse about her physical appearance. In an age of parasocial fandom, she is not the first celebrity to set boundaries for their adoring, sometimes obsessive fans.
Trump is going to mis-manage the helipad and ruin the White House front lawn just like he mis-managed the reflecting pool... ... like if Trump was some sort deranged person or something.
Dan Diamond@ddiamond.bsky.social · yesterdayScoop: Trump has ordered workers to redo weeks of work on his planned White House helipad new WaPo photos show how past work was removed over weekend Trump is contemplating changes to White House lawn's slope, raising bigger Qs about project and cost
The Aaron Rogers sack dance.... Go get' em, boys..... Go have some fun.
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Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d agoIt’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
Cubs star Pete Crow-Armstrong is apparently a Babe Ruth truther. awfulannouncing.com/mlb/pete-cro...
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Until the insane dementia addled brain of President forgets what he has agreed to, in just a matter of a few days or weeks, gets tired of being mocked as a loser and decides he wants to play the tough guy, and starts the threats of escalating the war with Iran yet again.... This is going to happen.
Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat's revealing here is that Iran and Oman are negotiating what is essentially a shared hormuz toll ("service fee") agreement. So the US is moving pretty rapidly to treat a post-war toll system as a given. 'Come up with an agreement on tolls or we'll attack!!' In other words, a massive defeat.
Let's start blaming Trump for not doing anything to cool the record El Nino off of the west coast of the U.S. Say we're going to raise tariffs because of the extremely hot air flowing into Canada from south of the border. Tit for tat, Trump.....
Edmonton Journal@edmontonjournal.com · 2d agoLorne Gunter: Trump back with absurd complaints about smoke from Canada edmontonjournal.com/opinion/lorn...
Giving credit where credit is due,,,,, The crime capital of the world.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump on Washington DC: "This was the crime capital, frankly, of the world. It was the most unsafe capital of any country anywhere in the world."
As the Iranians are way more trustworthy than the Trump regime, we're going to hold off on the parade for the time being.....
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoBessent: "We've seen President Trump last week threaten what would have been the largest military campaign since World War 2 against the Iranians, and now because of that we are in talks with the Iranians. I think there's a chance we may have a deal today or tomorrow to open the strait."
Well.... if you're American..... I can see how you might think this is a bad thing....
Connor Ewing@cmewing.bsky.social · 2d agoAs I have been saying since ~2015: When in his life has Donald Trump left something—other than his bank account—in better shape than he found it?
*with hand over ear phone* Wait a minute.... I'm being told the contents of the box is 36 bottles of White Zinfadel....
Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 2d ago
Sadly, Sean Duffy had to spend the entire amount on shock absorbers within the first week.....
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Will Sommer@willsommer.bsky.social · 2d agoTransportation secretary Sean Duffy benefited from millions in corporate donations to make a show about road trips. But two months after Duffy said the show would premiere, it doesn't appear to exist at all. My latest False Flag @thebulwark.com: www.thebulwark.com/p/what-the-h...
True to form, Trump will trash Dulles Airport and then it will remain an unfinished wreck after he tires of the criticism....
The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 2d agoA plan to renovate one of America’s most hated airports will surely be popular—but Dulles is actually fine the way it is, argues @adriennelaf.bsky.social: