VegHand

@veghand.bsky.social

$6 for a milkshake?! I will just have go to the ma and pa shop for a real one from a hot half naked courtesan instead! Ha, I'd rather get the milfshake! 😂

Sometimes when I lay myself down to sleep I don't instinctively reach for the phone and in the still night silence I feel like a kid again and I am at peace and everything's normal again and I'm going to be alright and forget that I'll soon wake up in early onset technoauthoritarianism. Goodnight. 😴

People are saying it's the best diarrhea that you can find in any country. No one beats our diarrhea. No one is producing diarrhea like we produce. Greatest diarrhea ever. They are going to call me the diarrhea president! I am here to give you all diarrhea. Diarrhea for all!

Pay on a scale of cheeseburgers For every hour I work I need 4 cheeseburgers. 1 for me, my wife and 2 kids. So we take a McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Bacon's worth and multiply it by 4. I need $30.36 and hour.

I need a big fat breakfast sandwich. Sausage bacon egg and cheese salt pepper ketchup. Hey Jim, give me the SBECSPK 🌭🥓🍳🧀🧂🫑🍅