The year is 2000000000. The light of Being has begun to flicker out like an old fluorescent bulb. Darkness guys freely roam the streets. Your thoughts on this?
Welcome to Smiling Fist Sect. Assume lotus position and we'll begin
Go on, earthman, ply me with your questions. Or else leave me to my vatbound ponderings.
some sort of prism activated at the time of your arrival bro
good old fashioned manatee drovers grazing their herds all across the wild wild wet
and it was in this wise that we harnessed the harmful rays from the Demon Star and put them immediately to systemic use. Now kids, it's time for bed.
sign aboard the interstellar packet bound for Dipshit's Cluster
Try our artisanal spin on the old world Pig Ale. For nearly a thousand years, from trough to tavern, the unfairly maligned Pig Ale has sated the famous thirst of hogs and men alike.
A thoughtburst comprising 1,000 fruitful notions enters your mind. > Follow them to their various ends > Smoke pot to run away
Can my boyfriend tag along? You should be warned that he's not funny gay, he's pensive gay
we can't let you order anything cooked on the stove because they're using every single burner to render down pieces of poop for poop tallow at the moment
reanimated the opps corpse and made it attack his family
A: I've heard enough, you incorrigible metaphysician! B: and I've said my piece, you brassbound empiricist! A: moonstruck platonist! B: bromidic louse! A: credulous fool! B: fuck you A: calm down
he's a no-good dick-fidget lick-widget brick-digit thick idjit
this peppermint is unashamedly delicious -- and without all that BS you've come to expect
pretty please vouchsafe me a couple croesids on the Numisma+ app bruh
Lad. That black rectangular thingummy you ply for the attenuation of time-sensation. Hand it over
if imitation is the highest form of flattery then crab meat must feel so special
should I breathe the spirit of life into this earthen vessel? vote in the comments!
bugging out and spending 1 dozen days trying to discover whether someone is observing me