Military recruiters keep reaching out to me because they know how lethal of a sniper I am when it comes to buying modern staples when the LGS updates their inventory at noon every Monday

Maybe I'll update the primer one day, but I had a really fun 4 hour discord call with an old friend about ye olde pile and how good The Hobbit set is for it moxfield.com/decks/sPUoYL...

L'usine de Fouine - Commander (Reyhan, Last of the Abzan / Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh)

A Commander deck featuring Reyhan, Last of the Abzan and Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh by BunnyJoBurton • Snoop Factory is a fast deck looking to present win attempts early and often, using the Conspicuo...

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Jadeveon Clowney back in Houston 🖤🖤 Only one thing could have me more excited for the Texans this year. I feel, with the amount of depth on this line, a 37 year old could come out of retirement to play limited snaps. JJ, please, you could bring a ring to Houston still

Houston Hurricane

ALT: Houston Hurricane

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3-1 with two rounds to go. I'm getting this invite if it kills me

Esper Reanimator Frog Girl@veive.bsky.social · 5d ago

Tomorrow is my last chance for an invite. I am getting it.

Tomorrow is my last chance for an invite. I am getting it.

My father's funeral was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever experienced. Really intensified that whole « He raised me, but I didn't know the man » feeling I have. Plenty of people I've never met sure did already know me. Weird. Still doesn't feel real.

Phelia, when there's a board clog on the ground, the opponent is at 8 life, and the Geist of Saint Traft is coming down off the Arena of Glory:

Scooby Doo: A Sacrifice?

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Turn 1 Ragavan Turn 2 Smack for 2, Geist Turn 3 Smack for 8, Charmaw + Ephemerate Eldrazi Tron has never seen a freak like me

Esper Reanimator Frog Girl@veive.bsky.social · 2w ago

One last RCQ on the first. Jeskai Blink got me 7 top 8s, 4 top 4s. I pivoted to 7 different decks since the Phlage banning. I haven't gotten a qual. I played Jeskai Blink for 5 months, I have the reps. Is it so unreasonable to run it back one last time?

One last RCQ on the first. Jeskai Blink got me 7 top 8s, 4 top 4s. I pivoted to 7 different decks since the Phlage banning. I haven't gotten a qual. I played Jeskai Blink for 5 months, I have the reps. Is it so unreasonable to run it back one last time?

4 of us want to play Grixis Midrange. I don't have 16 of every card I'd need to facilitate that. I do have at least 4 of each card I think I know exactly how me & the crew are pulling up to the RCQ on Saturday

Not to sound insane, but I think every RCQ attendee should be forced to wear a shock collar and get automatically shocked every time their match goes to time. I think it should scale up in intensity with every round you do go to time. Like, the first one shouldn't hurt and the 6th should kill you

Esper Reanimator Frog Girl@veive.bsky.social · 4w ago

Played my last match of this RCQ in the 2-3 bracket and I got paired into the 0-0-5 player on Necrodominance. In the nicest way possible, find a different hobby.

Played my last match of this RCQ in the 2-3 bracket and I got paired into the 0-0-5 player on Necrodominance. In the nicest way possible, find a different hobby.

Creating a new magic format. It's exactly like modern, but you can use Kari Zev's Expertise and Brain in a Jar to fuse cast Beck//Call, and, when you cascade into Valki, you can cast the Tibalt side of it. I'm calling it Oregon Modern

It's wrong to make CTE the butt of a joke, but damn am I grateful for the type of dain bramage I have not being the same kind that Cassius Marsh has

This deck could mog so hard if Consign to Memory wasn't such a chud loser with only a base printing available.

Last mail day of the modern season (maybe the year tbh)

4-0ed locals last week and got the easiest trophy of my life last night with this one. You kinda cooked @veive.bsky.social

Every time the US is eliminated from the World Cup is a good day because it means that some 7 year old future super athlete freak is going to wake up tomorrow and pick up a basketball, baseball, or American football instead of a soccer ball

« Your father lived in a world of his own construction. You and I have never set foot there . » is such a fucking all timer line

Y'all think Emma D'arcy would give a pothead transexual linecook loser a chance?

How the 12 year old kid at FNM looks at me when I say < The game sees it as a different, new Sphinx > as I try to explain how my Quantum Riddler doesn't have to go to exile at the end of turn after I warped + Ephemerate'd it

Warp Riddler, draw on the stack, discard cards to Psychic Frog down to 1 card, draw 2, harmonize Winternight Stories, hold priority, discard to 1 card, draw 4 & discard Archon, cast Ephemerate, draw on the stack, discard down to 1 card, draw 2, fly frog, attack, discard to 1, draw 2

Did I pull an all nighter on a work night because Andrea Mengucci was streaming my modern deck at midnight my time? Yeah Do I regret it? Very much so. I'm too old to keep doing this

In the PNW MTG Grinder discord

Surely, pivoting one more time this season is the way to get an invite

Stayed up past my bedtime and drank 6 buzzballs last night and now I wish I was dead

I went to a wedding today and I love love. It's just so beautiful to see people be that happy.

My father is such a strange individual. I moved out of his house and left a bunch of shit behind. $5k in spelunking equipment? He donated it My basketball trophies from elementary school? Thrown away My awful poetry notebook where all the poems are half French, half English? Coffee Table material

I only post on the Bad Place every so often, and usually just RCQ lists because my local grinders use that site, but I have never been more tempted to become a niche Internet micro celebrity again.

Spending my morning watching the TikTok edits where they flash a bunch of motivational quotes on the screen set to I Kissed A Girl Hardtekk because I am willing to do anything to get an invite at this point. Maybe it is all mentality