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One way you can tell trans women are really women is that Stephen A Smith treats them like shit
A big casualty of MSNBC becoming MS Now is that they can no longer play their old election night theme music that I really liked despite kinda associating with bad results.
With Michigan in the news, it's time for the Velodus Fun Fact of the Day™ brought to you by Kashi! Kalshi: if you thought your life decisions were bad before, wait till you use us! The Lakers did not originate in Minneapolis. They actually began as the "Detroit Gems" before then moving to Minny.
How it's going to feel watching election night results come in for the rest of my life
Even if this is true, it's great that Rodgers is so washed that no one could even tell the difference
Yeah aight
I can't think of a better gift for a potential AOC presidential run than if the primary establishment Democrat running against her on the argument that AOC is unelectable literally lost the last election.
You gotta admit that this has been a pretty huge summer for mermaids
This might be the closest we've gotten to when Toronto called themselves the Raptors right after Jurassic Park came out
Yeah, its on the website now. Here is your WNBA Cleveland logo for the Cleveland Sirens.
It sucks that prime Aaron Rodgers really might have been the greatest quarterback I'd ever seen at the time and he's made it next to impossible to ever positively reminisce about him.
"More like Ryan Zeferjawn" is what I would've posted immediately if he'd gone to Philly
The Cubs are acquiring RHP Ryan Zeferjahn from the Angels, per Jeff Passan
Adell may have gotten traded today, but Angels fans can take solace in the fact that the coolest moment of the MLB season took place when he was in an Angels uniform
What I love about this Kodocha clip going viral is that a lot of people are discovering that a lot of old dubs were actually quite good. Laura Bailey was in the Yu Yu Hakusho dub too and that's maybe my favorite dub ever.
the way this is actually a really good mental health tip
Maher really is just nakedly islamaphobic more than anything because he boosted socialism for years and years on his show riiiiiiiiiight up until the face of it became Zohran Mamdani
‘Get Your Head Out of Your A*s!’: Bill Maher Declares He’d Vote for Sarah Palin Over Progressive Dems
I like that Goodbye Lara takes place in an alternate reality in which Denny's doesn't exist but "Boney's" does
*Trump voice* Anime cat girls are becoming chainsmokers. Have you heard about this? Not many people know about this. And it's a terrible shame. They're willing to do anything for cigarettes too, it's so sad.
i think part of the problem where people underestimate the prevalence of sexual assault is that for every ten "i would never do that" guys there is an Outlier Danny who has 6 or 7 under his belt already
Exclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:
It is pretty ironic that the Dodgers have the most star-studded roster you've ever seen and yet the only reason they even won last year is because of Miguel Rojas.
The other MLB teams when a new great player is available on the market
Spider-Man is the most compelling superhero character to me because he's the perfect mix of A) being powerful but not so much that he can't get beaten up, and B) regular/flawed enough when he's not a superhero that you feel like you can still relate to him.
How it feels to make a trade in your fantasy baseball league during trade deadline week
Oh cool, they named an anime show after what it's like to be a Disney CGI animator
Cal Raleigh might be having the single greatest swing between seasons I've ever seen in sports because last year he hit 60 homers and nearly won the MVP and this year he's batting .163 and has 11 homers in 77 games. An unimaginable drop off.
I've thought about starting a Letterboxd account but I legitimately have OCD and I'd feel obligated to log a rating for everything I see and would feel guilty about ever missing anything and my brain would turn it into work and anyway you get the point.