Jess 🐛🪱🪲

@velvetworms.bsky.social

25, pro makeup artist, sometimes i do photography, art, geology and foraging 🪲 (old makeup account: @velvetwarms) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍁🍄 18+

bought an old couch mainly for the cats and visitors, it's basically like my gran and pappys when i was a wain and that's what i wanted so yas, but also i need fur blankets to make this softer looking

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perfect literal dream job being advertised to me but naw i'm still fucking ill 4 years later still not clue wtf is wrong with me still no closer to finding out and having to go private, ready to slit my throat tbh

i used to not be dumb as fuck and then i got sick and now i'm so stupid all the time and i'm not saying that for someone to disagree i genuinely cannot remember the most simple things ever, i can't remember information about my favourite interests

ANYWAYS i am fully fully intending on owning a ball python so i'm doing as much possible research as possible and i have plenty of space and time, i haven't owned a snake before but i used to look after my neighbours burmese python and i've always loved snakes the most so it's happening

actually changing that, people really seem to not be able to handle when i directly confront them even in a friendly way it's almost expected im meant to be docile or act like them- no when i say i can be a cunt i can be a cunt i can't confront whatever issues brought to me without concern

not liking some situations that have went on around me recently this week that aren't even my business n also do i just freak men out when i ask them direct questions cos they can't seem to not look like a deer in headlights- and this isn't even regarding me