Just watched a customer do 20 pushups outside before lighting a cigarette
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ONE LAST THING I can't believe I'm only finding out that the A-7000 Wargod mythic got shat on when it came out when to me that is literally THE best mythic in terms of design and the interaction bonuses and the only valid reason to not have Ana as an old woman.
Every new piece of information I get about Overwatch I have learned against my will
Getting a notif on my phone asking to confirm for a wedding RSVP while I'm in the middle of putting plates of dismembered feet on a table playing the Dead By Daylight event:
I drew my Omnimans in an absolutely fogged out hammered turbo goon state and tossed it to the wild and didn't check the reception for more than a month and then I got at least 7 commission inquiry emails because of that one drawing and it actually is so important to draw whatever the fuck you want
I turned 30 last week and I've been celebrating with my friends and family for a week straight so I haven't gotten much drawing done but I'm more recharged than ever thanks to the power of love my god man LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to be honest I've never self-identified as a "bara artist" primarily because I feel like more like a Weird Al Yankovic subtier of bara artist which might defeat the point but I don't know.
Doing shit at the smallest possible canvas size so I have no room for corrections or dilly-dallying or nitpicking and spending an hour max on each of these including colors and speedrunning my way to keeping drawings fun, fast and not wanting to blow my brains out so!!!
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Bro I don't care about anything I just be drawing shit in my free time who caresssssuhhhhh
TMI but I was cleaning up at our old family home and I found a ton of adult CDs so I asked my mom what they want me to do with those and she said "keep them, renting those out was how your father and I put you kids through school". Man I'm CRYING you mean side-hustling porn just runs in my blood.
New 18+ story on Patreon: Carlos finally gets a ticket for a meet-and-greet with his favorite luchador, who gives him a different kind of VIP treatment, and an autograph he won't forget: members.kengonelson.com/posts/heel-w... #booksky #writesky #smut #indieauthor #writingcommunity #mmromance
Finished coloring the pinup set of my OC Donny! It's a scorcher out there 🥵
Night rain in the tropics means bugs just be coming out and was having a smoke out and realized that behind me there was a fucking. Spider on the wall the size of my face with a roach in its mouth and I was just standing there like.
Little brother with little to no gaming experience (youtube lp baby) just told me he was thinking of buying Blasphemous....... Spike pit be upon ye boy I can't wait to hear what he thinks of it.
Hello! I've made an excel sheet to keep my current and future commissioners updated in my progress as well as their spot in the queue. Please keep in mind that I don't work on multiple commissions at once, I always work on them one at a time! docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Somebody just called my art "borderline bara" I don't think it's bad I'm just like. Oh my god bro. I'm crying. Borderline.
My cousins and I are closeted smokers and one time my mom brought us to an Iranian restaurant with a hookah bar and to our surprise she said "you can try the hookah" when a waiter offered and it felt exactly like this but between 3 people trying to act like they don't know how to puff smoke.
Death Note: L and Light's Intense Stare
ALT: Death Note: L and Light's Intense Stare
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I actually like spending time with my teenage cousins and nephews and nieces I can ask them to explain Five Nights at Freddy's to me and I can listen to them talk about yumeships and I can blurt out "remake Nemesis" when asked about mine and the response I got was "oh yeah that's fair". Very funny.