like when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to, spiritually

venus 💖@verbaveneris.bsky.social · 18h ago

i feel a certain kinship with baby highland cows

i feel a certain kinship with baby highland cows

"do it scared" as of late for me has meant speaking a lot of french out and about, and it has been made just a touch scarier by the fact that they keep clocking me as an anglo lmao 😭 I PROMISE I'M WORKING ON MY ACCENTTTTT

AND AND i baked my banana bread in my silicone soup molds so i have four perfect little single-serving mini loafs 🙂‍↕️

venus 💖@verbaveneris.bsky.social · 2d ago

got a beautiful gorgeous stunning wonderful woman to love AND banana bread in the oven... life is so good

got a beautiful gorgeous stunning wonderful woman to love AND banana bread in the oven... life is so good

just remembered that i'm gonna be able to get a little baked and make out with my favourite pretty girl before the year is through

Excited Crowd Cheers and Celebrates

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local canadian maritimer speaks like someone from The Closest State To The Maritimes. more at 11 folks, mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Sword Liv-sbian@oblivias.bsky.social · 3d ago

they fucking GOT me, it's always the "pop" question

CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks.

Ruby (ft. Jimin)@lapsedbard.bsky.social · 5d ago

CANADIANS, this petition to regulate data centers in Canada is open until September 24, please sign! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

out of context venus quote from this work conference thingy i'm at: "YES‼️ SHOW ME THE SEVERED HEAD NOW‼️‼️"

me cooking w this at bedtime last night

Bobby Hill King Of The Hill

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venus 💖@verbaveneris.bsky.social · 5d ago

tying a hip harness on a pretty rope bottom, dragging rope along their cunt and placing a knot against their clit. weaving it around their body with just enough tension that they can grind against it while i tease them all over until they're a whimpering, squirming mess ☺️

tying a hip harness on a pretty rope bottom, dragging rope along their cunt and placing a knot against their clit. weaving it around their body with just enough tension that they can grind against it while i tease them all over until they're a whimpering, squirming mess ☺️

NEW COLLAB AUDIO! [FF4M] Free Use Camp Counselor [Private Script Fill] "Rhyme, with you inside the tent it looks like YOU'RE the one who’s here to be used...!" Starring me and u/renelisabeth as two counselors at Camp Morningwood... who catch you looking for a rumored gloryhole tent 🏕 link ⬇️

once again placing this gently on the tl because i am very in the red at the moment and i don't know when my first paycheque will hit 🫶 loving life rn please help if you're able!! throne.com/verbaveneris...

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today is my first day meeting some of the students i'm gonna be working with this year, and as someone who has been doing this sort of thing for five years now... the first day does not get any less intimidating 🫣

too broke for a gym membership in New Town for the time being... really forces you to go on some Exploratory Walks, i tell you what

having a reciprocated gay little crush rules have you guys ever tried having a reciprocated gay little crush

after a solid week in the Land Of The Cheese Curd, i am happy to report that i finally found my lactaid 😮‍💨

masterful season of tv btw. i loved season one and season two was even better EVERYONE GO WATCH ITTTTT

venus 💖@verbaveneris.bsky.social · last wk.

making my way through season two of adults today and "i think you're going global, mama" is up there with "what is the... spectrum of your language?" for top lines of the whole show

making my way through season two of adults today and "i think you're going global, mama" is up there with "what is the... spectrum of your language?" for top lines of the whole show

hello my darlings! periodic automated reminder that i have a throne with some little presents and tip jars and things on it, if you ever feel like buying me (or funding my addiction to) Little Treats 🙂‍↕️❤️ https://throne.com/verbaveneris/wishlist

don't you hate it when beautiful women remind you of the time that you had your tongues in each other's mouths and so you have to spend the rest of the day reliving it whenever you close your eyes? anyway in other news, my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery,

I GO TOUR MY NEW JOB FOR LIKE TWO FUCKING HOURS AND DOLLY PARTON FUCKING DIES??? WHAT THE FUCK

hello everyone, I hate having to ask but due to an unexpected doctor’s bill that came in, I am short on funds for this final week before I get paid next Monday. if anybody wants to help a girl out, I would be so grateful. money will go towards gas and groceries 😭 throne.com/junieafterho...

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staying local for college and grad school will have you crying for hours after your mom leaves your first out-of-province apartment like a teenager who just moved into their dorm for the first time, except you're 27 years old 🥹

what does it mean that my mother and my beautiful wonderful lover get off the absolute shits from the same quantity of weed. did freud account for this

the venus rippeth an entire dresser apart with her bare hands yesterday, the venus putteth back together the dresser in record time today 🙏😌

moving update from my roommate (it is 11pm)

venus 💖@verbaveneris.bsky.social · 2w ago

take a shot every time my mother remarks enthusiastically on a moose crossing sign along the trans-canada highway and you'll be having a REAL good time

take a shot every time my mother remarks enthusiastically on a moose crossing sign along the trans-canada highway and you'll be having a REAL good time

venus cry counter for the day sitting comfortably at One Hundred Million ☝️🥹