LEMON VEЯBENA
@verbenalemon.bsky.social
Visions of fire. dean AND deluca.
When you’re doing the “don’t say MOTHER for a whole minute” Challenge, but your mom and her friend Jess Tating, who bought you cigarettes one time, walk by:
Your petrochemical armmmmmmmmmsssssss Your military armmmmmsssss
Spongebob Squarepants Singing Performance
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Singing Performance
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this is so fucking sad
Wait I take it back look at this fucked up slice I got
Okay I feel like we are at the end of the timeline. Like NOTHING feels like it could possibly have any impact on culture, because I cannot possibly imagine a future in which is could matter. Nothing happens that makes me feel like I will want to say “I was there.” All is void of novelty…
Much talk about the grown ass man, but little talk of the grown tits man
Bought a new iso e super frag and it still smells after I took a shower???
Going to a leather weekend, but at a place in my life where I’m not having sex, and not buying clothes, don’t care about dressing, trying to avoid parties with bad music, and honestly generally sick of f*gs. 🌝
Good morning to everyone except Olivia Rodrigo, you’ve got the lady that complains about fashion in the way people do about “modern art” on my for you page discussing Chalayan. IS NOTHING SACRED?!
I forget that straight people don’t know ANYTHING about HIV
I have a problem where I can’t stand solid color backgrounds, and noise just kinda doesn’t do it for me. So I end up spending 8 hours coloring in the entire background with the smallest pencil brush available.
Mailman with a huge dick 😍 Mailman with a small dick 😍 Mailman with a regular dick 😍
Someone asking my client for a recommendation. They wrote the letter, but it’s very clearly AI, and I’m like do I tell my client because that reflects on him? Or do I just let it go because I’m not applying for the job and the person chose this as a representation of themself?
Every morning I do my sun salutation and take my little pill and then look in the mirror and say “PUMPKING RIIIISSSEEEE FROM THE GRAVVVVEEEEE”