Verna Kale

@vernakale.bsky.social

Associate Editor, the Hemingway Letters Project (Cambridge); editor, The Sun Also Rises (Norton Library); author, Ernest Hemingway (Reaktion). UNC ‘99; Fulbright, Germany ‘00-01; Penn State ‘05, ‘10. Llama. J!.

I love getting AI generated emails addressed to Ernest Hemingway. Why yes, I, the Nobel Prize winning (and quite dead) author would LOVE the opportunity to rep my book at your not-at-all a scam book fair. Also, let's use this technology to land airplanes full of people.

When she saw my inspo pic, my nail tech asked if I was going to a party. She was incredulous when I said it was for a conference. I'm looking forward to the 21st biennial Hemingway conference, kicking off officially next Monday in Toronto (and unofficially on Sunday at the Blue Jays game).

close up of fingernails painted to resemble the iridescent greenish blue and pink scales of a rainbow trout with black specklesa full color illustration side view of a rainbow trout

This still from Backrooms reminds me of the time I requested a desk and the asst dean of faculty walked me over to a campus building slated to be demolished and let me pick one from a pile exactly like this. The treatment of contingent faculty is so degrading they make horror movies about it.

dimly lit room with outdated furniture pieces piled almost to the ceiling. A man in business casual attire approaches in the background.

Tonight this guy had a breakthrough seizure lasting over 3 minutes. His regular vet moved to Mongolia (yes really) last week and the semester starts tomorrow so it’s really A++ timing there buddy.

A golden retriever sits in front of a cozy fire in a gas fireplace. A cat shaped rattan basket is visible in the background.

Weeks of nothing to read followed by every hold I put coming in at once. I wish my public library would let you pause your holds when your turn comes up so you could keep your place in line and get the book when you're ready without having to check it back in and then become #24 again.

News from my hometown: Stubhub marketed a spiritual concert (Lamb of God) as heavy metal show (different, more famous Lamb of God). I'm disappointed that the error was caught early, honestly. Chaos almost ensues doesn't have the same ring.

Life Writers of BlueSky (biography, memoir, and spaces in between): If you would like to zoom into my graduate seminar this spring to discuss method, craft, ethics, business, or any other aspect of the work, please get in touch here or via my Penn State email.

Colleges: don't use AI in your application essay. Also Colleges: * uses AI to evaluate application essays * Professors: don't use AI in your work Also Professors: * use AI to write syllabi, slides, & grade * Students: * also using AI this whole time anyway * Am I already dead? Have I gone to hell?

I was elected president of the Hemingway Society, and celebrated with my favorite Creamery flavor. (OK so I ran unopposed, but any excuse to eat Peppermint Stick, a seasonal flavor available only 2-3 weeks of the year.) #pennstate

A large scoop of pink and green ice cream in a paper cup sitting on a snowy cafe table with a lit up greenhouse in the background.