I’m, like, OLD old. As in, “gas was less than a buck a gallon when I started driving” old.
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Death to billionaires. All opinions are a joke.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time we shredded not one but two (2) tires leaving Point Reyes, had no cell service, got towed to Petaluma and then heard a murder behind our hotel?
I was watching Steel Magnolias again and I am turning into Ouiser more and more with every passing day.
I didn’t know Ari Shapiro had left All Things Considered. That’s great! I had to stop listening any time he was on, his overdramatic “news acting” was a major annoyance and introduced his personal bias to stories.
Yeah, I fully expect Greg Landsman to put out something like this soon. (Yes, THAT Greg Landsman.)
Thomas [DARK MODE], DO@tom.medsky.social · last wk.Marcy Kaptur is the incumbent with a 5 point polling lead so I must assume she put out this ad because this is what she believes.
I think I’ve come to realize and accept, finally, that there are no actual good places to work, just places that compensate you more for the shitty experience.
Stuck in Sacramento would be a great sitcom title
What “shared bond”? A whole lot of us saw the writing on the wall and knew America would overreact itself into oblivion, which is exactly what happened while braindead Third Way libs like you were having big fee-fees about “unity.”
Watching Maxxxine, again, because I love this movie.
Mia Goth as Toxiqueney Mannequinney: 'I know the lines'
Alt: Mia Goth says 'I know the lines'
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How long after the midterms do we think JD waits to invoke the 25th Amendment and throw the old man overboard? Bc that’s exactly the kinda thing people like JD do, it seems inevitable.
Karen Bass is the John Cranley of Los Angeles.
TomTom@tomtomchi.bsky.social · 4w agoCompletely absurd. LA's Dept of Transportation and the local community approved the road improvements but Karen Bass personally intervened to delay it, which became bad press for her. So now conveniently the *state* stepped in to ban improvements on *just that one street*.
Straight coworker running the fantasy football league keeps sending emails like “FF update” and it’s like SIR this is a workplace
I don’t think Putin will accept defeat, so it seems like the only way to wrap up the situation in Ukraine is for the KGB to clean up its own mess.
The Rooster obtained an early look at the Lincoln Project's new ad blasting Ohio Republican Congressman Max Miller over his history of domestic violence. Miller faces Democratic union ironworker Brian Poindexter in November for a once-"Safe Republican" seat that's now listed as a toss-up.
TIL Logan Lerman and Dylan Minnette are not the same person
Me watching Vin Diesel in anything: Get his ass, The Rock!
Woman in front of me at the dispensary: so the 40 percent off sale for this month, is that tomorrow too?
Surprised Blank Stare in the Dark
Alt: Surprised Blank Stare in the Dark
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I do not foresee Bernie Moreno being a two-term senator.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agolmaooooo -- Bernie Moreno asks Fauci to apologize to Laura Ingraham (who is standing behind Fauci) and other right-wing grifters
Automatic headlights are like a penis, they both turn on at inopportune moments and you have no control over it
Riding as passenger with my husband reminds me how broken the suburban brain is when it comes to traffic and that’s all I’ll say about that
There’s now two generations of people who have never known music without autotune
This was before she learned to control her powers
We stacked the bones of our Bradford pear as a warning to other invasive species
What if we made an incontinent racist boomer the president. What then.