Himbo Deluxe
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Dislocated my assed whole Gigantic immigrant
Seeing people on their phones while driving fills me with such a blinding white hot rage
Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your bushel of spider eggs. Were you waiting for a straw?
Me n the boys are injecting mayonnaise later to get into the Yankee mindset
Awaiting men, but it's big sunny out with a dash of cool breeze
We're down this quarter? What if I took my shirt off maybe that would help?
CFB26 still has the juice. Just won a Backyard Brawl that was so furiously end to end & back and forth against a Pitt team that refused to run anything but hurry up and started Jesus Christ himself at QB (270 yards and 4 TDs at the half). Had to step away after to get my pulse back down.
Oi heard your mrs emails football clubs about "tekky wingers" she's seen down the park
When the cat uses her little paw like a hand? That shit has me going YAHOO
It has been brought to my attention that the residents of Wheeling, West Virginia have formed a gestalt consciousness.
Buddy movie where the characters Chris and Dave are short for Eucharist and Davenport
Kinda hungry kinda feel like I'm gonna poop my panties #wealth
Kinda hungry kinda feel like I'm gonna poop my panties #wealth
Cormack McCarthy fucked it by not having the judge put the kid in the sharpshooter for the IC belt at summerslam
Drawing my ancient blade and my jeans immediately thunder to the floor as I accidentally slice my belt loops clean off