Matt Rowan
@veryrealbatman.bsky.social
Dad, teacher, editor, student of the history of autocracy, anti-fascist, “Nazis ain’t got no humanity,” and author of HOW THE MOON WORKS. Stories in @bulbregion.bsky.social, @xraylitmag.bsky.social, @barrelhouse.bsky.social, @hexliterary.bsky.social, etc.
Can you imagine being given a eulogy that's not even about you? This has *Homer at Frank "Grimey" Grimes's funeral nodding off and saying in his sleep 'Marge, change the channel' and everyone laughing* all over it. It's so humiliating. I love it.
Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
This is a good example of the fear that ICE has engendered in so many. A man here completely legally with nothing (on paper) to fear from ICE took off running when they showed up at a gas station and was struck by a passing truck. Awful.
NEW INFO HAS REVEALED that the 28-year-old Mexican man killed while running from ICE last week was just visiting on short tourist visa—and already had a plane ticket to go home. newrepublic.com/post/213277/...
I only wish Graham had lived long enough to see the Republican Party fully destroyed, as he once correctly predicted.
Fucking of course. This is the biggest reason I didn't want Platner (obviously, all the other shit was bad enough, but I just knew that with enough time, some truly odious and likely criminal shit would emerge).
The entire city is on edge right now. It’s 96 degrees, we’re interrupted every 5 min by the sound of low-flying fighter jets, and the president has managed to ruin July 4th. Quietly muttering to myself: “just wait until IT happens. Everyone will be so happy when IT happens. It’ll be incredible…”
Me to the waiter at a fancy restaurant, after sipping my Pinot Grigio: “And how is the cinnamon toast crunching this evening?”
A 5-4 decision on a right like birthright citizenship enshrined in the Constitution is not the major win for this Supreme Court that I’m sure John Roberts is trying to make it out to be.
Me to the waiter at a fancy restaurant, after sipping my Pinot Grigio: “And how is the cinnamon toast crunching this evening?”
The more I had to say: I've said it now ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trump...
Supreme Court Rules Trump Can Fire Any Agency Head Who Doesn’t Make John Roberts Wealthier
It is very important for presidents to be able to fire agency heads at will, unless that agency is very important to John Roberts.
ballsandstrikes.org
I'll have more to say on this later but between the tariffs ruling and now the 'Trump can fire agency heads willy nilly UNLESS they're at the Fed' rulings..... John Roberts's "Don't Fuck Up My Bag" Doctrine is going strong ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/trump...
And now this is one of my favorite things I've read recently. Just delightfully insane.
This is one of my favorite things I've written (at least recently) and I cannot even imagine how I would polish it up: mrbullbull.com/newbull/flas...
Man, nothing makes me hate creating art more than awards.
The world keeps giving me reasons to return to reading the work of people who are definitely smarter than me and avoid talking to people who definitely are not.
It's all so fucking infuriating. This is intense bullshit. Fucking Fascism without qualification.
You may own Animal Farm or maybe the Anarchist’s Cookbook or maybe The Communist Manifesto. You might attend a protest. Or maybe your wife did. Now you’re both being attacked for literature in your home. You moved a box of such literature. You got 30 years. They claimed you conspired. /
One thing I noticed after a day of being considered for jury duty, without revealing details of the specific case I was considered for, is that a sizeable number of people are unwilling to "take a police officer's word for it."
It's lunacy that our criminal justice system requires jurors to agree to go along with exactly the definitions of particular concepts and terms the judge of a given case sets forth. Each term should be framed in the context of the actual Constitutional understanding of these rights and guidelines.
A five-alarm fire. We've had many of those in the last two years but this one is particularly loud and alarming.
As Kels from @dfwsupportcommitt.bsky.social told me: "they’re being given extraordinary sentences for things that are supposed to be protected actions. Fireworks on the Fourth of July being called explosives and terrorism? Political literature is something worth taking 30 years of someone’s life?”
Being civically responsible is all fine and good until you are told to report for jury duty.
Doing the math and realizing Seinfeld is to my daughters what I Love Lucy was to me.
I can't believe I submitted a story to a publication called Black Scat Books. But to be fair to me, their flier for their anthology looked pretty solid. Still, advise you to stay away. They arbitrarily decided that my inadvertently sending a simultaneous submission was an unpardonable sin.
Because the people in this government are gleefully malevolent you naturally assume they are more evil than stupid but they're stupid first. They think everyone who came before, everyone who built the world they've benefited from, was dumb. People like Musk and Trump both have this idiot's disease
So much of the hoarding of resources by American oligarchs is simply to keep those resources from the rest of us and encourage our compliance via our desperation.
Say what you will about the logic of starting a war with Iran, but at least the Iranian government now knows they can bring the global economy to heel with one relatively small assertion of their regional control.
Bring back bullying exclusively for people who use AI without a shred of intellectual engagement.