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They/it 💛🤍💜🖤 IF THE WORD "LOVE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGRSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL 1/1000000 OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. Ily Kal <3

Captain talking to one of his crewmates about his suicidal thoughts: "Arrgggg, yer capn is about to tell ye the whole truth and nothin but the truth matey, if we find no booty the next time we be plunderin the coast, ahll be tastin me flintlock, ay"

Can you believe it guys? The Kirkiversary is in a week! It got here so fast. Oh wow. The Kirkiversary! In a week! Whoo! I am so excited about this information!

New law: anyone who is smarter, funnier, more likeable, more attractive, more talented, more popular, more successful, luckier, and more fashionable than me will be publicly executed starting today