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I get doomer with politics too quickly but I’ll stand by this being a disappointingly close race in the end
nothing ever gets better and every day is more and more proof of that I don’t know exactly what the point of going on like this is anymore
I’ve #lowkey regressed into the worst version of myself over the last 4 months
i’ll never forgive tom dundon for the crimes he committed against the alliance of american football, the only good spring football league this century
cannot comprehend giving two fucks what the ceo of a social media company says
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me
💛amber, tbh💜@teas.soccer · 3d ago1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me seems like a fun way to kill time tomorrow :3
this website is just hot take thread after hot take thread of people forgetting that poor people exist
Max Dubler 🏳️🌈@maxdubler.com · 4d agoExtremely related point: people don’t want to pay more for quality, they want to be cheap and complain!
I hit dabs after each of the fire goals and the final whistle last night, it’s official
i could use a smoke I’ve got other weed stuff but I could really use that calming feeling I get from smoking alone in peace and quiet
my ears are ringing because I read this in her voice
@thejrocktv.bsky.social · 6d agoShe knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off.
I’ve been wanting to use tumblr more lately It’s mostly deltarune rn, but I’ll probably post other things I like there eventually Gonna try to keep it a sports-free zone though Bellemilia.tumblr.com
The countdown is ON! 61 days until Opening Knight ⚔️🗿
Houston 1 New England 1 Dynamo to the semis
belle ✨🌵@vgk.bsky.social · 7d agoFinal group stage rankings / results We will advance to a KBO style knockout round: LAFC will receive a bye to the final Chicago will receive a bye to the semi finals Houston and New England will play for a spot in the semis Higher seed needs to win or draw Lower seed must win to advance
Final group stage rankings / results We will advance to a KBO style knockout round: LAFC will receive a bye to the final Chicago will receive a bye to the semi finals Houston and New England will play for a spot in the semis Higher seed needs to win or draw Lower seed must win to advance
belle ✨🌵@vgk.bsky.social · 7d agohere are the results halfway through group play
something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately, is why are trans people like the only marginalized group that is intersectional on average
I would pay a lot of money to see a theater full of prudish zoomers reactions to watching all of evangelion into EOE
here are the results halfway through group play
belle ✨🌵@vgk.bsky.social · last wk.No one’s awake, but im making them play a round robin in fifa for my loyalty