"If I ever get married, I'd shoot for a minimum of two wives. Ideally five to six. The more personalities, the merrier." "...Hey, they can marry each other too, and we can go on group dates and such! I assure you, my ambitions are ENTIRELY reasonable."

"If I ever get married, I'd shoot for a minimum of two wives. Ideally five to six. The more personalities, the merrier." "...Hey, they can marry each other too, and we can go on group dates and such! I assure you, my ambitions are ENTIRELY reasonable."

"I've just... never felt particularly inspired to have biological children. I don't see myself as a family man, though that might change in the right circumstances." "Helps that I can toggle my fertility. I'd never want to bring a child into this world without taking responsibility for them."

"..." "..." "................................................................................."

"..." "..." "................................................................................."

"Favorite boob size, #NSFWRP?" "I prefer roughly H-cups. Big and heavy, but not CARTOONISHLY-big."

"Favorite boob size, #NSFWRP?" "I prefer roughly H-cups. Big and heavy, but not CARTOONISHLY-big."

//Still here. Just haven't had a lot of good ideas lately.

//I've got an idea for a JRPG. The MC is the only dude in the party, surrounded by a quirky cast of waifus. He has sex with each of them to level them up. Tone is silly, cheesy, and celebratory of life.

Chrono Trigger Bonfire

ALT: Chrono Trigger Bonfire

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//I've got an idea for a JRPG. The MC is the only dude in the party, surrounded by a quirky cast of waifus. He has sex with each of them to level them up. Tone is silly, cheesy, and celebratory of life.

Chrono Trigger Bonfire

ALT: Chrono Trigger Bonfire

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"Even having left my religion years ago, I'm still grappling with concepts of 'purity'." "Like, part of my brain still can't internalize the idea that you can be a kind, optimistic, cheerful, 'pure' person but still enjoy sex."

"Even having left my religion years ago, I'm still grappling with concepts of 'purity'." "Like, part of my brain still can't internalize the idea that you can be a kind, optimistic, cheerful, 'pure' person but still enjoy sex."

"I exist!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Women!" "But also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Women!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Women!" "But also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Women!"

Feels up [READER]'s breasts and backside, testing which touches and gestures will bring her to the height of e c s t a s y. (As long as [READER] enthusiastically consents, of course.)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Having one woman ride my dick and another ride my face, while I pleasure two others with my fingers... not only would it be sublime, but it would be *symmetrical*."

"The golden ratio may be *mathematically important*, but it is not *symmetrical*. MY AUTISM CRAVES SYMMETRICALITY ON A DEEP AND FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL."

🔞 Midnight Smut Double Feature Theater@cinemaafterdark.bsky.social · 3mo ago

So if I show you the golden ratio, you'll as the humans say "cream all in your jeans?"

"Having one woman ride my dick and another ride my face, while I pleasure two others with my fingers... not only would it be sublime, but it would be *symmetrical*."

"I dunno!" Theatrical shrug. "While I still very much do value social values, the pettily-contrary part of me just wanted to tell someone 'no'."

Iskra: Rookie Maverick Hunter@risingrookie.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Absolutely! What are we arguing about?"

"...Maybe?"

Iskra: Rookie Maverick Hunter@risingrookie.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yes...

"No."

"I wish I had something delightfully seductive to say this Sunday... but I can't think of anything." "So, uh, hi!"

"I wish I had something delightfully seductive to say this Sunday... but I can't think of anything." "So, uh, hi!"

"Women."

"Women."

"Now, I oppose smoking and other such unhealthy habits; the worst thing that enters MY body is sugar." "I AM, despite that, enchanted with women who smoke. Perhaps it's a 'forbidden fruit' allure..."

"Now, I oppose smoking and other such unhealthy habits; the worst thing that enters MY body is sugar." "I AM, despite that, enchanted with women who smoke. Perhaps it's a 'forbidden fruit' allure..."