I don’t think they needed to rerelease this as a clam shell design with a backlight. The husband has been through enough.

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 18h ago

My Son Makes Me Cum While I'm Laying Next To My Husband SP

Looking forward to the swift and definite consequence of “anything at all”

Margaret Manto@margaretmanto.bsky.social · 20h ago

Exclusive: Sen. Rand Paul published Anthony Fauci's diary entries without redacting the names or medical details of over 20 people, including people with cancer, Ebola or HIV. www.notus.org/health-scien...

We’re currently crushing underneath the weight of all the different monorails “we” were sold

Tennessee Lookout@tennesseelookout.com · 21h ago

COMMENTARY: While Republican candidates for office run Saturday Night Live-worthy ads with fortune cookies and AI drag queens, Tennessee's quality of life metrics are in the pits, including for health care, air quality and worker protections. From columnist Ren Brabenec.

I wish blocks were more dramatic on here. I can’t imagine anything funnier than knowing someone is getting an alert on their phone that says “you were blocked for this one exactly”

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · yesterday

Alec was the best brother...because he played the VERY best Donald Trump on SNL!

Being a “catch up. The future won’t wait.” Loser to an ai image of a Kleenex box reworked as a warehouse for warhammer terrain.

Mike Caulfield@mikecaulfield.bsky.social · 2d ago

Almost *everything* you see in this format, whether infinite power cubes or solar powered houses for the homeless that fold out of suitcases or French "bread libraries" for the poor is liberal catnip bullshit by content farms. Stop being idiots. Thank you.

How much of a given Pokémon’s elemental weakness is just undiagnosed SAD?

Books about sex are so funny. It’s like if you grew a vegetable that makes you think of drugs.

My wife suggested we be polydactyl and now I can’t hold a fucking pencil right

RFK is a known entity of evil, but when can we stop acting like cnn anchors letting these guys come shit all over them on camera for 8 hours a day is somehow enlightening the citizenry with information? I gained no new knowledge from this, it needn’t have been recorded. Sorry ya got yelled at bitch?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking

Sleepy from success.

The end of the 1st act of every visual novel is like: so ends the weirdest day of my life. Someone had shit myself in public. But who? It would be a mystery for another day. I was dead tired and still covered in crap,but what Takeshi said earlier was keeping me awake. What if doppelgängers are real…

All these scenes got the guy who won’t take his shirt off

🍑💖@bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 4d ago

im sorry but i saw this and now you have to

Damn he‘s about to go face down on whoever’s legs are up under those sheets. Must be nice!

Mixmoji 🤖@mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 4d ago

🌄 + ⛄

“A husband. A father. NOT a racist, “ we gotta bring journalism back

Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 5d ago

It’s been 9 years since Bo Bice stood up & showed us a profile in courage.

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Me:Carbon based? Yeah I’ll say! My doctor: I’m not your doctor.

Crabhegao 🦀

Marty Essen@martyessen.bsky.social · 4d ago

Marty’s photo of the day #5124: Looking into the eyes of a maroon stone crab. (Photographed in the Raja Ampat of Indonesian New Guinea.) #photography #nature

Me playing a jrpg about high school kids: I gotta grow up and find someone, this is childish and unsustainable All my friends who did finish college and get married and make money now: did you say Bluey? Love that dog but I’ve been obsessed with Minions lately.

“AI Addiction” starts from the premise of undermining labor of artists and engineers. They’re cheap, lazy, or worse. They didn’t fall to the bottle in a dark moment, they didn’t yearn the feeling of escaping your body for once, they just cheated and liked it. Something to temper your empathy with.

Stand by this btw. I don’t change my politics to appease others.

Video Hell System@videohell.bsky.social · 5d ago

It’s funny Fox is a last name but Dog isn’t. Matthew Dog.

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The recorder is for babies.

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

MSRP or “Me So much, Really Personal” is what you say when a reaction gif is you rn or your face rn.

My fat ass thought this was jism

davemakes🔶@mixolumia.com · 5d ago

obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo

It’s funny Fox is a last name but Dog isn’t. Matthew Dog.

Well she made a bad run of it but it’s time to go back to being Christian children’s entertainer “Jillybean”

Jordan Uhl@jordanuhl.com · 3w ago

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Idk who needs to hear this but you can do any European accent. The worst thing they can do is colonize you and then you have bigger problems anyways

This shit was ass we just remember the lines. I will not stand here and let them turn millennials into boomers. We have to take a stand and say when our pop culture sucked shit. We’re dooming Our grandkids to 3 hour Asher Roth biopics and 50 year Maze Runner retrospectives by Fathom events.

Dave Jorgenson@davejorgenson.bsky.social · 6d ago

we are now doing remakes of movies that were barely decent to begin with www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JcH...