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THE WORST MAN ALIVE

@violentclown555.bsky.social

He / Xim - 19 - Plural Freak - Stinky & Gross 💕 @reallyscary.bsky.social 💕

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THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Artblock is a prison get me OUT

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

// blood injury gore been practicing gore art recently #art #digitalart #oc #ocart #goreart #gore

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Being a system is so stupid Like, hi, meet my roommates; - Zombie clown scientist who loves punching people - 10ft tall animatronic clown mascot - Old Russian man named Mikhail Medvedev - The Horrors™ - Army guy with an alien obsession - Undead jock who cant type - The Horrors 2: Electric Boogaloo™

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

「 Name your god and bleed the freak 」

A digital illustration, the background of the image is bright red while the subject of the drawing is in black and white.
The image depicts a young man wearing a military style uniform holding a rifle. He has short scruffy hair, sideburns, a notch in his ear, and he is wearing a radio microphone. He is looking to the right side of the image and appears concerned or frightened.

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

I say "He's just like me fr" about a lot of characters sure, but when I say it about my main man, Vyvyan Basterd, I truly do mean it, and you best believe it.

An image of Vyvyan Basterd from The Young Ones

An image of Vyvyan Basterd from The Young Ones with an overlayed screenshot of a tumblr post reading "I'm so bored rn I need a violent delight with a violent end" posted by user "twinpeaksfirewalkwithme"

A meme containing two images of Vyvyan Basterd from The Young Ones
The top of the meme reads "I have two sides" however the top of the text and the end of the word "sides" is cut off making the text read "I nave two side"
The text at the bottom left of the meme, under the more handsome picture of Vyvyan, reads "Unforgettable Shawty".
The text at the bottom right of the meme, under the funnier looking picture of Vyvyan, reads "Ham boy" in bold letters.

An (I assume) broken gif depicting Vyvyan Basterd and Rick from The Young Ones.
The caption at the bottom of the image is said by Rick and reads "Vyvyan, where did you get that howitzer?"
Vyvyan, as mentioned, has a howitzer, which is pointed at Rick.

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

I think I gotta use my sketches for lineart more often, this was fun :] Character: Rabbit, he/him, 8 years old, from my xmen oc story 'Encryption' #oc #art #ocart

A messy black sketch on a white background. The sketch depicts a young child with long thick messy hair, two long snaggled teeth, round cartoonish eyebrows, visible peach fuzz, and long downturned elf-like ears. The child is wearing a school uniform with a ruffled collar as well as a necklace depicting an upside down "Jesus fish". The child is smiling at the viewer.
There are three watermarks, two very faint ones in the top left and bottom right corners of the image, aswell as a smaller black and green watermark laid over the sketch of the character.

The previously described black and white sketch cleaned up, refined, and turned into more detailed lineart.
The drawing depicts a young child with long thick messy hair, two long snaggled teeth, round cartoonish eyebrows, visible peach fuzz, and long downturned elf-like ears. The child is wearing a school uniform with a ruffled collar as well as a necklace depicting an upside down "Jesus fish". The child is still smiling at the viewer but looks happier than in the sketch.
There are three watermarks, two very faint ones in the top left and bottom right corners of the image, aswell as a smaller black and green watermark laid over the lineart of the character.

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

got rlly tired last night and started doodling ugly hands (featuring a fun fact about me!) (and overly descriptive ALT text, because I'm practicing)

A collection of various messy sketches and doodles on a white digital canvas.
The sketches are mainly in black with the exception of a green orb and glow.
The sketches depicted six (rather anatomically incorrect) hands and four small stylized doodles of the artists persona.
The hands (from top to bottom) are; Doing a peace sign, reaching left, pointing right, holding a green orb in a curled grip, holding a cigarette between two fingers, and waving.
The artists persona is a small simplified cartoonish humanoid with a round head, a buzzcut, light stubble, square headphones, snaggled canine teeth, and a permanently closed right eye. Its hands and feet, specifically fingers and toes, are exaggerated in proportion to the rest of its body, making its feet look like cartoon paws. In one of the drawings it is wearing a tshirt with a small sketch of a hand and a pair of shorts.
The doodle in the bottom-right corner displays the persona giving a peace sign to the camera, it smiles in a way that shows off its snaggled canines and is accompanied by a stylized exclamation mark and two triangles.
Two of the persona doodles have speech bubbles, the one in the middle-right of the page gesturing to the hand sketches and the one at the bottom-left of the page holding up its (weirdly long) hand, possibly waving to the reader.
The speech bubble of the doodle in the middle of the page reads; "Ugly hands!"
The speech bubble of the doodle at the bottom of the page reads; "Fun fact! I have a genetic mutation called Arachnodactyly, it causes me to have weird long gross fingers and toes. Its comorbid with EDS so I can do weird party tricks!"
All text is unnecessarily capitalized and written rather messily.

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

When all else fails; draw pregnant.

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Side profile practice sketch (featuring my oc War)

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

New hyperfixation just dropped (its x-men) Heres sona doodles,

Little aliens forever @lilalienz4ever.bsky.social · 2y ago

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THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Jötunn guy I drew recently, might add him to a story I've considered making,,, idk,,,,,, his name is Sigbjǫrn I think Messy sketch but ah who care (also this is technically religious art, I am asatroende and I have been my entire life)

A colored sketch of a small man with a sword and shield standing in front of a jötunn man with a large beard and a helmet. There are mountains behind them and you can see Yggdrasil in the background. It is daytime and the jötunn is casting a large shadow over the man in front of him. There is a transparent watermark in the middle of the image, the watermark is of a red and yellow cartoon explosion with teeth, the text above the teeth reads "Violent Clown 555" and the text below reads "Lean Into The Wind".

disco elysium physique quotes @discophysique.bsky.social · 2y ago

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Blow this joint, grab a bottle and drain that shit right down your throat. HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Yes, and perform auto-erotic asphyxiation on yourself with your funny neck tie.

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Cropped WIP stuff

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Will eventually make a better pinned, placeholder for now Also heres my strawpage, peace and love, or whatever violentclown555.straw.page

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

// mild violence This is part of a bigger (vent) sketch but I felt it went kind of hard so what ever

REALLY SCARY GUY @reallyscary.bsky.social · 2y ago

Hey @itsmattrose.bsky.social I remember you doing a video about funny Spotify playlists and I thought this might fit if you do it again. My Spotify got hacked by someone who decided to literally only listen to AI generated music and this was the only way I could think to send them a message

Spotify playlist by me titled "Whoever hacked my account can you kill yourself please" the cover art is just text saying "your music sucks"

Songs in the playlist, in order the songs are: Kill Yourself, Asshole, To Whom It May Concern, Get Out Of My House, Fuck You And All Your Friends, I Will, Cancel My Subscription, and If It Happens Again. I'm listening to Porno Daddy by Freak Kitchen

Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics)@markoraassina.bsky.social · 2y ago

Who wore it best?

Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics)@markoraassina.bsky.social · 2y ago

Jock is training his chest muscles hard in gym. He gives Nerd a good hug!

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Stimming on my peenee

JesterOCourt @jesterocourt.bsky.social · 2y ago

Animated this a bit ago the urge was so strong #nerdyprudesmustdie #gracechastity #starkid #smosh #smoshgames #musical #npmd

EGGPRIEST @eggpriest.bsky.social · 2y ago

foul creature

Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 3y ago

*Waddling into the sniper’s crosshairs and smiling obliviously at the sun*

Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 3y ago

Me: *sipping beer, checking watch* New clone: *sliding naked from his birthing pod and curling up on the floor* 🤤 Me: Hey man took ya long enough haha *placing a beer near his head* What’s the play tonight? New clone: 🤤 Last friday’s clones:🧍🏻‍♂️have a beer?🧍🏻‍♂️beer🧍🏻‍♂️beer? Me: 😡SHUT UP! he’s thinking 🥺

Nico Mara-McKay 🦇 (they/iel)@nicomaramckay.com · 2y ago

To be more specific, these words were said in support of Denise, a trans DEA agent played by David Duchovny in 1990. "Fix your hearts or die" has been a trans-supportive rallying cry for more than 30 years. 🏳️‍⚧️🖤

Still from Twin Peaks with FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Colw (David Lynch) saying "And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."

John Cullen@nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 2y ago

fix their hearts or die

4 panel comic:

P1: Begins with a caption box. "There's a scene in Twin Peaks - The Return where David Lynch --as Gordon Cole-- utters the words:

Beneath, is a caricatured drawing of Gordon Cole saying "FIX THEIR HEARTS, OR DIE"

P2: Another caption. "Those words have been going through my head on repeat today"

Beneath, a silhouette of my head forms in negative space formed in a pink-red background. Within the head are multiples of the phrase spoken by Cole.

P3: A massive "FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE" dominates the panel, formed, again, in the negative space.

P4: Sandwiched between two caption boxes --one top, one bottom-- is the image of a man yelling with unbridled rage.

The top caption reads "so many people need to hear those words with their whole person--" The bottom finishes with "--however, maybe those people are already lost to us"

THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · 2y ago

Something Wicked This Way Comes...