Violet 🎂 10/1
@violetisdelicious.bsky.social
Occasionally amusing tease. (she/her/hot stuff) Offerings of devotion can be sent here ↙️ 🍸 https://cash.app/$VioletIsDelicious 🎁 https://throne.com/violetisdelicious
All the technology in the world and we still can’t invent an envelope that doesn’t cause paper cuts.
Whoever manages to set up a black market Estradiol patch operation will make millions.
Somebody needs to put a child lock on that freaking Threads app. The algorithm is too damn good and meanwhile I’m out here raw dogging adhd and look up from scrolling and somehow it’s 2pm and I haven’t eaten lunch or showered and what day is it even?
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
It’s National Big Boobs Day and no one sent me any money? What a scam. 
Me, staying out of the drama, but also talking shit.
Munchie Raccoon Enjoying Popcorn
Alt: Munchie Raccoon Enjoying Popcorn
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You get sexts, I get emails from James Carville. We are not the same.
I’ve become fully convinced that magnesium is a scam. What else should we call bullshit on?
Are you also a neurodivergent overthinker exhibitionist with a praise kink, or are you not on NSFW BlueSky?
I live in hell, so summer is the fucking worst and I’m just trying to survive down here without committing murder for a soft serve ice cream.
Oops. I forgot I reactivated this account. I’m alive! Just easily distracted, time blind, and in a multi-year brain fog.
I know I’ve been a bit quiet lately. Blame late stage patriarchy. But today is pool party day! Hope your Saturday is full of good stuff.
I'm just saying a girl can want to destroy the patriarchy AND cause awkward work boners. They're not mutually exclusive hobbies.
Happy birthday to this delightful human, my BlueSky bestie! Make sure you head over to @polypolyoxenfree.me’s corner to enjoy the festivities and shower her with appreciation today!
The first Birthday Tip Game 🎁 $49 mini goal was met! I loved my Princess Leia stuff. Do you like it too? Should I post more cosplay today? 🤔 Tips: 🇺🇸: cash.app/$polypolyof 🌍: throne.com/polysquared Subscribe: onlyfans.com/polypolyoxen... #RealNSFW #MILF #BBW #BigTits #SluttyCosplay #StarWars #Cum
Because it’s almost @polypolyoxenfree.me’s birthday and because she basically begged me to post this, here is a Snapchat memory from last summer.
It’s almost Poly’s birthday! She has a plethora of fun scheduled on discord and plenty of ways to show her how much you appreciate her. So, what are you waiting for?
OHMYGOSH! Did you know it's my 🎂BIRTHDAY🎂 next Monday??? I'm having a party on my Discord for benefactors ($15+/current OF subs) 🎉 SATURDAY 7/11 🎉 with a 6hr livestream! Live pussy shaving? Truth or Dare? Overstim demo? Toy control? Cake sitting? All of the above? Who knows! 12pmPST/3pmEST/8pmUK
Honestly rate yourself Looks: a 4 IRL, but an 8 with a Snapchat filter 😉 Creativity: 3 Humor: 12 Mental health: 5 Empathy: 9 Patience: 7 Social skills: 6 Memory: for TV trivia and genre fiction? 8. For anything else? 3
Honestly rate yourself Looks: I'm an LA 3 (Traumatized)/a UK 7 (they loved me there) Creativity: 10 Humor: 9 Mental health: 3 Empathy: 9 Patience: 10 Social skills: 3 Memory: 2