Maraschino Scaries

@viony.bsky.social

Chief Ethics Officer at BlackRock. Writer for Fox News. twitch.tv/v1ony

OK, so it’s basically my birthday. And it’s basically my birthday until next week. So I’m the birthday boy until then. Happy birthday to me. Be nice to me. Video games. Movies. Chocolate chip.

Me: Yeah it's super lazy that all the goombas have the same model but that's why we call it Nintendslop and not Nintendart. Little Nephew: Can you buy me another buzz ball? Bootleg mario handheld: Get outta here gay ass bowser!

Starting in 3 hours... This could make or break the entire Judge Viony justice system.

aka Russ aka Owfie (the Oomfie that hurts you)@alpclam.neocities.org · last wk.

Tomorrow, 3pm PT/6pm ET, Judge @viony.bsky.social v. SEGAnarchists returns for maybe our biggest case of all time: Garfield Lasagna Tour v. Sonic Heroes. Guest prosecutor @aohelll.bsky.social will try to get Garfield his first ever W on a Monday. www.twitch.tv/alpclam

Judge Viony and aohelll in a promo image styled like the Garfield and Sonic double Pack.