Nice to know you get it too, Lyria! Super cute, super cool, and super lovely—she's perfection in a single package!
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Looks like you've got tokens to trade in. You can go do that while Meg and I spend some time together.
You're still number one in my heart, Meg—just believe in yourself!
What the... Are you saying Meg is better than me? Please tell me you're joking...
Oh, those happen all the time! We're doing just fine, look.
He did what now? Tell me everything about this turdsack making moves on you!
Daydreaming, huh... You do that an awful lot, don't you, Meg.
Lucky you, Meg. You'll finally have the peaceful Auguste vacation you've always wanted.
Gah, nothing makes sense anymore! Flying sharks? You growing shark arms? Getting dumped by a guy?
Hey, where did Meg go? Why aren't you saying anything. …Oh, so you want her all to yourself? I get it, that's what this is! I won't let you! You won't take my Meg from me…!
After hearing all that, this is basically... o-o-our engagement ring!
I'm not interested in anyone other than Meg... Maybe it's time for me to make a move on her...
No way! Sharks are like those super dangerous fish, right? Should we be worried?
I wanted to go big, and then before I knew it I'd spent 3 days on it!
We're only just getting started! I'm about to show you the ultimate form of relaxation!
I want to make your favorite dishes without ever leaving your side, and then...